Gaping Gold
We love Taylor Swift's glittery Julien Macdonald mini, but we wish she hadn't wussed out and added that illusion nude fabric to the gaping peephole. Now she just looks like a figure skater gone wild.
Bed Spread Sexy
Katy Perry kind of looks like the coverlet we had on our childhood canopy bed, but there's still something magical about this Oscar de la Renta ballgown. That or we've been hypotized into thinking so on account of all those spots.
Cher-Inspired?
Did Rihanna get the idea for this Jean Paul Gaultier look from Cher's infamous Academy Award's shocker? She's missing the insane headress, but the shiny bra top and sheer skirt are incredibly similar. That said, Ri-Ri looks hot while Cher looked scary...
Lovely Lavendar
Lady Gaga looks really pretty in this Versace dress, and we're pretty sure that's the first time we've used the phrase "really pretty" in relation to Mother Monster. Luckily she rode in on a white horse made of men to confirm that she's still a total freak.
XTina 3.0
Christina Aguilera is like a walking New Year's resolution inspiration. If she can can make this Maria Lucia Hohan stunner look this hot, a mere twelve months from last year's AMA's, we can definitely get those abs we've been after for a decade.
Mellow Miley
This might be the most boring look we've seen on Miley Cyrus since her Hannah Montana days. The Versus Versace suit is well tailored and trendy in winter white, but we were sort of hoping for something see-through, short or super ugly.
Clean Ke$ha!
Aside from the rainbow hair, this may be the most sophisticated version of Ke$ha we've ever seen! The Michael Costello gown is gorgeous and walks that fine line between classy and fun.
She's Back!
Where has Alicia Silverstone been all our lives?! We've thrilled to see "Cher Horowitz" back on the red carpet, especially since she looks super hot in this Nicole Miller mini. Let the Clueless reunion rumors begin!
Silver Toga
Looks like Emma Roberts got a late invite because she obviously had to quickly fashion this dress out of a bed sheet. Our apologies to the house of Lanvin, but this is a piece of fabric with a belt holding it up!
Glee Grad
It's hard to believe that Naya Rivera ever played a singing high school student, now that she's rocking this slinking Michael Kors look. It's also hard to believe that those are her real boobs because they look totally painted on!
'90s Redux
Did Nicole Richie recycle this Emilio Pucci frock from her Simple Life days? The gaping cutouts feel at least a decade old, though she looks much hotter in the design than she would have during her Paris Hilton sidekick days.
Charlie's Angel?
We can't decide if Jaimie Alexander looks more like one of the '70s most famous crime-fighters or a particularly feminine male figure skater in this Giorgio Armani jumpsuit, but neither is a compliment.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Well, on a positive note, Sarah Silverman is the only celebrity wearing this shade... Sadly, that's the only positive thing we have to say about this fruit-colored frock.
Toro, Toro!
Is it us or does Jordin Sparks look like she's ready for a bull fight in ths Jovani Couture dress? Between the gold studded bodice, shiny black skirt and strong stance, all she'd need to do is grab a piece of that red carpet.
Orange Dream
This doesn't feel like a Jennifer Hudson dress, and it doesn't look like a Christian Dior design, so as far as we're concerned the whole tropical-inspired situation is just a very strange accident.