Zac Efron and a Monkey
The only thing we might want to see more than Zac Efron's handsome face is a monkey wearing a jacket. Thankfully, we do not have to choose between the two in this picture, taken during a stop at The Today Show.
Zac Efron and a Kitten
The Internet loves Zac Efron. The Internet looooooves adorable kittens. Boom. Surprisingly, combining both of those things into one photo did not break the Internet. And can we just say, we would give anything to be that kitten.
Zac Efron and the Same Kitten on a Movie Poster
And here is that kitten again, ready for its close-up in a post for That Awkward Moment. The tagline may be a sex joke.
Zac Efron and a Chihuahua
This lucky Chihuahua. Not only does she get to wear a sassy little ballerina tutu, but she gets to kiss Zac Efron on Univision's Despierta América. It goes without saying that we would give anything to switch places with this Chihuahua.
Zac Efron and a Kinkajou
What is a kinkajou, you ask? It's a rainforest mammal of the family Procyonidae related to such regal creatures as the olingo and the raccoon. And here, it is wrapped around Zac's neck in a photoshoot for BlackBook magazine. We would give anything to be this kinkajou too. (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and Bunnies
Do you know the saying "I just want to stick you in my pocket and take you home!"? That is how Zac Efron feels about these rabbits, apparently. We would prefer to be the one held to his breast, but being the bunny in his pocket doesn't seem like a bad gig either. (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Bald Eagle
Who's more majestic? Zac Efron or that bald eagle behind him? 'Merica! (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Fox
Who's foxier? Zac Efron or this actual fox? (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Lynx
"Zac Efron, looking like a little minx, looks so handsome posing next to a lynx." This is the first line to our Zac Efron and Animals-inspired poetry and also, what is happening in this picture. (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Hawk
Zac Efron appears to be deep in conversation here with a hawk. We wonder what they are talking about. Do you know how we could find out? If we were that hawk. Which we would give anything to be. (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Hedgehog
Full disclosure, we would give anything to be an adorable, little hedgehog anyway. But we'd be doubly excited to be an adorable, little hedgehog if we got to sit on Zac Efron's shoulder all day. (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Snake
Zac's facial expression? That's how we feel about this snake too. We would not want to switch places with this snake, but that is only because we do not like snakes. (c/o BlackBook)
Zac Efron and a Dog
This is where the dog streak of the gallery begins: Dog No. 1 is a dog that Zac Efron met in Aspen, Colo. This doggy may be playing it cool right now, but we're guessing it got a pet or two from Zac. And that is why we would give anything to be this dog.
Zac Efron and Two Dogs
What's better than Zac Efron with a dog? Zac Efron with two dogs! We would give anything to be either one of these two pups. And you, the reader, can be the other one. We're generous like that.
Zac Efron and Puppy
This is Zac Efron's dog, whose name is Puppy. We do not know why Puppy looks so sad. 1) This photo was taken on Christmas morning. And 2) Hey Puppy, you're being cuddled by ZAC EFRON. We would give anything to be Puppy.
Zac Efron and a German Shepard
Rowdy, who played Zeus in The Lucky One, may not have been Zac's sexiest costar in that movie (that honor goes to Taylor Shilling—the two had lots of steamy, steamy sex scenes), but Rowdy was definitely the cutest. We would give anything to be that dog.
Zac Efron and a Zoo
A baby lion! A baby fox! Matt Lauer, oh my! Zac, along with costar Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan (here, with a monkey on his head), got downright wild on The Today Show. We would give anything to be any of those animals. Savannah Guthrie included.