Batman Begins
In the beginning there was a jet, The Penguin, and two Batmen. The rest is history.
Spook Chasers
Whom are you going to phone? Spook Chasers!
Unnamed
Near as we can figure this is Zangief from Street Fighter on his way to visit his folks in Michigan. He's nervous but ultimately optimistic that this time he and his parents will finally make the connection he's always hoped for. Maybe they'll be able to look past his sexuality and see who he is inside. Their son. The boy they raised has grown into a man and he's proud of who he is. He has loved and been loved in return. He has lived. Still, there's something missing. Family. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe...Or you know, something like that.
Children Toy
Come, children. All the toy is for you.
MagicEvilRanger
Everyone told Zordon it was a bad idea to create a ranger with magic evil powers. Did he listen? Nope.
Franstromers
The Franstromers. Dobots in risguise.
Sense of Right Alliance
"Come on, Shrek. Blue Lightning McQeen needs our help." -3/4 Length Sleeve Superman
Game Child
Souper Marino Brother is my favorite but Legends of Zildon is good too.
Arm Jeep
Someone take out Arm Jeep's batteries. Please, Arm Jeep wants to die.
Little Pluckies Ninja Protects
What?! He does.
Coquettish Mr. T. Puppet
I pity the fool who doesn't meet me after work for a martini.
Nightmare Feddy
Nightmare Feddy is here to invade your deams.
Mighty Car
Sure, the A-Team managed to beat that Mexican Drug Cartel...but at what cost?
Galaxy Cop
Luke, I am your father. I'm also a cop. Oh, this Stormtrooper is a cop as well.
Mighty Mutant Power Turtles
There's a lot going on here. Why not enjoy some BHS Video Gum while you're letting it all soak in.
Adventure Man
Wait a minute. Adventure Man has a beard. This can't be the REAL Adventure Man. WTF?!
God Jesus
Beep Boop. I am your god now. Beeeeeeep. Please accept these flowers.
Batman
Superman is Batman?!!!! (Head explodes)
Jungla
Jungla is the name of the cat. The rider's name is Hu-Man.
WrestleKing
It's shirts vs. spider tattoos in the ultimate battle for long pants wrestling supremacy.
Universe Prince
The hallmark of the Heman Universe Prince figure was the box. There's was a lot of box.
Batman?
People thought the first generation Batman and Batkid figures didn't look suspicious enough. They nailed it in this botch. I mean batch.
Transmogrifiers
Michael Bay is totally going to ruin this franchise.
Super Wonderful Mario
Oh sh*t, Captain Crunch is in this one? It's about time.