Matthew McConaughey
He surfs, runs on the beach and paddleboards, so it's pretty obvious that Matthew McConaughey was destined to be stranded on an island. Not to mention that he can play the bongos naked to provide musical (and visual) entertainment!
Margot Robbie
We wouldn't mind getting some one-on-one time with one of the hottest new faces (and bodies) in Hollywood. And if she can catch a fish that big for us while wearing a bikini, we know we'll never run out of food or eye candy.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Secluded island? Check. Leonardo DiCaprio? Check. A shirtless Leonardo DiCaprio? Double check. Sounds like The Beach to us!
Jennifer Lawrence
If Jennifer Lawrence brings her Katniss survival skills to the island, we have nothing to worry about.
Ryan Gosling
It's Ryan Gosling. Need we say more?
Beyoncé
Everyone needs a little Beyoncé in their lives. She can reenact that epic beach scene from "Drunk In Love" for us any time she wants!.
Eric Decker
Having a professional athlete on the island will ensure that there's always a strong pair of hands to help us out. Eric Decker can crack coconuts, build huts and light fires...just as long as he remains shirtless. That's the only rule.
Jessica Alba
If she's anything like her character Samantha from Into the Blue, Jessica Alba can be our resident shark expert who just happens to look amazing in a bikini.
George Clooney
George Clooney is the equivalent of the professor from Gilligan's Island: he's older, wiser and extremely sexy.
Rihanna
No need to send for an "SOS" with Rihanna on the island! The Barbados native has extensive "herb" knowledge and will be able to tell us which plants are poisonous...and which ones we can party with.