Jake Owen
"Jake Owen can lick a fat pimple covered d--k. And so can all you fake f--king 'country' people with your boots and flannels."
Kacey Musgraves
"PUT SOME FREAKING CLOTHES ON KASEY MUSGRAVES. That outfit is not country."
Midland
"The guys in @MidlandOfficial all look like sacha baron cohen in various disguises."
Scotty McCreery
"It's great to see that @ScottyMcCreery finally grew out of looking like a creepy kid and blossomed into a creepy looking adult."
Rascal Flatts
"People who say nickelback is the worst band obviously haven't heard rascal flatts."
Old Dominion
"I'd rather leave my pecker hanging out of my church pants than listen to an Old Dominion album."
Luke Combs
"Luke Combs looks like the human manifestation of cornbread."
Dan + Shay
"I bet Dan and Shay touch d--ks."
Thomas Rhett
"I bet Thomas Rhett's jeans are bedazzled."
Ashley McBryde
"Who the f--k is ashley mcbryde all i know is black people."
Jon Pardi
"Jon Pardi sucks. About as talented as the baja men."
Lauren Alaina
"I listened to Lauren Alaina today and cried. Not because she touched my heart or anything. Her voice busted my windows."
Michael Ray
"'Michael Ray' a rising country singer who looks like a pornhub j--z pig has a new album out called 'Anus.'"
Dierks Bentley
"Dierks Bentley sucks and I'll be happy to tell him about it Saturday at his concert."
Brothers Osborne
"The band Brothers Osborne sucks monkey balls! #sucksmonkeyballs"
Cole Swindell
"Cole Swindle is ass cheeks."
Miley Cyrus
"Miley Cyrus is a smelly pirate hooker"
G-Eazy
"G-eazy is like the American cheese of cheeses or like the boxed wine of wines or some other s--tty thing."
Tyga
"TYGA PANTS TO TIGHT . #D--KLESS"
Gwen Stefani
"Gwen Stefani really is the worst thing to ever happen. Period. Full stop. #UghBarf"
Luke Combs
"Peep the fact that Luke Combs looks like the guy who changes your oil at Jiffy Lube"
ScHoolboy Q
"Shout out to school boy q, he uglier than a mother f--ker"
Elvis Costello
"Elvis Costello is a really great artist. If you're a hipster a--hole."
Pink
"P!nk is aging pretty well for a pig"