4/17
Spider-Man Whippin' Web Chuck
Man, I ain't squeezing nothin'
5/17
Mickey Mouse Microphone
Put it up to your mouth! (Don't put it up to your mouth)
6/17
Play-Doh Dispenser
All the fun of a dildo and a syringe, combined!
7/17
Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a teenager with a large bottle of Lubriderm can
8/17
Dinosaurs
And yet, they still went extinct
9/17
Fairy Tale
*Cue "Beauty and the Beast" music
10/17
E.T. Finger Light
That, sir, is not a finger.
11/17
Elephant
Look at his face. He knows what's going on.
12/17
Breast Chaser
Japan's greatest mecha-hero
13/17
Spongebob
"Whoooooooooooo makes you inflate him through an ill-advised tube?" "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!"
14/17
Barbie
That should really just be Barbie's business
15/17
Super Cock
If only there was another word for a male chicken!
16/17
Batman Squirt Gun
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!
17/17
Tarzan
He's either supposed to be jerkin' it or pounding back shots, so this one's a no-win either way