38. 30 Rock
"I want to go to there." — Liz Lemon
37. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I may be dead but I'm still pretty." — Buffy
36. Girls
"Maybe I don't care about being polite, okay? Cause it's a Wednesday night baby, and I'm alive!" — Hannah Horvath
35. Full House
"How rude!" — Stephanie
34. Firefly
"I'll be in my bunk." — Jayne
33. Modern Family
"I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web. I text. LOL: Laugh out loud. OMG: oh my god. WTF: why the face." — Phil
32. Boy Meets World
"Feeeeeeny! Fee-heee-heee-heee-heeeeeny!" — Eric
31. True Detective
"Time is a flat circle." — Rust Cohle
30. Game of Thrones
"Where. Are. My. Dragons?!" — Daenerys Targaryen
29. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's...there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And...and Xander's crying and not talking, and...and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, 'Well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever,' and no one will explain to me why." — Anya
28. The Vampire Diaries
"He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long that takes." — Klaus
27. Parks and Rec
"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing. Zero stars." — Ron Swanson
26. Gilmore Girls
"Oy with the poodles, already!" — Lorelai
Honorable Mention: "If you're gonna throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle."
25. How I Met Your Mother
"Legend—wait for it—and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the next part is—dairy!" — Barney Stinson
Honorable Mention: "Suit up!"
24. Scandal
"It's handled." — Olivia Pope
23. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
"Is that your final answer?" — Regis Philbin
22. 24
"Damnit Chloe!" — Jack Bauer
21. Seinfeld
"No soup for you!" — The Soup Nazi
20. Chuck
"I know kung fu!" — Chuck
19. Grey's Anatomy
"Pick me, choose me, love me." — Meredith Grey
18. Breaking Bad
"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!" — Walter White
Honorable Mention: "Say my name."
17. Mad Men
"Not great, Bob!" — Pete Campbell
16. The X-Files
"The truth is out there." — Fox Mulder
15. Lost
"See you in another life, brother." — Desmond