Finn Wittrock's No. 3. Jether Polk, AHS: Roanoke
1. You don't hire Finn Wittrock and hide his pretty face under all that inbred aesthetic. 2. If you do, you make him stick around for more than an episode.
Finn Wittrock's No. 2. Tristan, AHS: Hotel
Sure we got to see Finn Wittrock shirtless (a lot) and make out with, well, everybody. But Tristan was just pretty annoying.
Mare Winningham's No. 4. Alicia, AHS: Coven
Mare Winningham has played a lot of pretty awful people on AHS, but her worst one yet has got to be Kyle's sexually abusive mom.
Mare Winningham's No. 3. Rita, AHS: Freak Show
Is Alicia worse than Pepper's sister Rita? They're both pretty awful.
Mare Winningham's No. 1. Ms. Evers, AHS: Hotel
Sure she had her problems, but with Ms. Evers, Winningham finally got more to do than be terrible.
Jamie Brewer's No. 3. Marjorie, AHS: Freak Show
Can we pretend the all that Neil Patrick Harris stuff didn't happen on Freak Show? Silver lining: We got Jamie Brewer back into the mix.
Jamie Brewer's No. 1. Adelaide, AHS: Murder House
Addie was one of the few characters you can actually really feel for on AHS, despite her warnings of death and what not.
Gabourey Sidibe's No. 2. Regina, AHS: Freak Show
Gabourey Sidibe had so little to do besides get killed by Dandy.
Zachary Quinto's No. 2. Chad, AHS: Murder House
Zachary Quinto's controlling former owner of the Murder House wasn't anything to write home about.
Taissa Farmiga's No. 3. Sophie Green, AHS: Roanoke
When we heard that Taissa Farmiga was returning to AHS in her third role, we were thrilled. When she showed up as a truly stupid moderator of a My Roanoke Nightmare fan site, just to be brutally impaled and burned alive—well, we were considerably less thrilled.
Taissa Farmiga's No. 2. Zoe, AHS: Coven
A little on the annoying side, Zoe's power of the killer vagina was the only thing that made her interesting.
Taissa Farmiga's No. 1. Violet, AHS: Murder House
Spunky and ghostly is just the way we like Taissa Farmiga.
Alexandra Breckinridge's No. 1. Moira, AHS: Murder House
Alexandra Breckenridge played the younger Frances Conroy who used this form to tempt and taunt men.
Chloe Sevigny's No. 2. Alex, AHS: Hotel
Chloe Sevigny's character willingly became vampire(y) to be with her beloved son. Other than that, she was pretty boring.
Dylan McDermott's No. 1. Ben, AHS: Murder House
We went from loving to hating and wanting to do everything in between to Dylan McDermott's first character.

