In 2018...Keep your dildos to yourself.
In 2018...When attending a fashion show, come for the fashion and not the s––t show.
In 2018...Make sure your hair is on fleek when you find yourself in a war of words.
In 2018...When you see cockroaches at your friend's place, remain calm.
In 2018...Do not compare your enemies to Sesame Street characters, especially Big Bird.
In 2018...Tell your friends you are getting married before they read about it on social media.
In 2018...When you are given cake, make sure to eat it and not throw it.
In 2018...Stay out of people's marriages.
In 2018...Put one foot in front of the other—literally—to avoid falling into bushes.
In 2018...Make sure your teeth are in tight before you dance the night away.
In 2018...Try to have more patience with people.
In 2018...Enjoy happy hour on a more regular basis, even if it's by yourself.
In 2018...Read more in your free time—books that is.
In 2018...Don't waste wine at the dinner table—especially on other people.
In 2018...Keep your hands to yourself.
In 2018...Stay focused on your health and fitness goals even in the face of temptation.
In 2018...Continue to say no to drugs.
In 2018...Avoid giving any and all bunnies as gifts.
In 2018...Try and keep the PDA moments under control, unless you want the streets talking.
In 2018...Live a life that will leave jaws dropped. Happy New Year, Bravo lovers.