As Dani always says, "Football is life!"
Ted always knows the right thing to say. Case in point: "I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't no one in this room alone."
"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart," Ted reminds us, "there ain't nothing you can't get through together." Cue the tears!
We never thought we'd say this but Roy Kent actually gives some pretty solid relationship advice: "You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by f--king lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine."
Dr. Lasso is in, and he prescribes some sugary goodness—biscuits, to be specific. "I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat."
And when you need a little bit of perspective, Ted has a quote for that too: "For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field."