Once upon a time, the world met a girl with a lot to learn about life, including why you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.
Her name was Vada Sultenfuss, a quick-witted 11-year-old living in a funeral parlor with her widowed dad, struggling with hypochondria, bossing around her best friend, crushing on her teacher and generally figuring out life on the cusp of womanhood.
She was, of course, the star character of My Girl, the hit coming-of-age 1991 film starring Veep's Anna Chlumsky and Home Alone's Macaulay Culkin along with Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis.
With Chlumsky as Vada and Culkin as her sweet sidekick Thomas J., the '70s-set movie served as a moving tale of puberty, friendship, change and loss. For a generation of youngsters who grew up with the film in the '90s, it was a constant in the VCR player.
And as much as we all still feel traumatized by that swarm of bees who—three-decade-old spoiler alert!—killed Thomas J. and crushed our childhood spirits, we're here to deliver another blow: Culkin was not so into kissing his girl.
Well, we guess you'd say, what could make him feel this way? Puberty, apparently.
"I did not want to do that," he revealed during a 2018 appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, adding of Chlumsky. "We got along, but I was like... 'Ew, a girl! I have to kiss a girl?'"
As for the girl in question, she'd like to be excluded from the narrative entirely. Asked if she ever gets sick of talking about the '90s flick, she told Elle in 2022, “Yes. Unequivocally. You ever get sick of talking about that recital you did when you were 10?”
Which stings a bit, but at least we've got these tales from the making of the film—marking its 33rd anniversary Nov. 27—to bring us sunshine on a cloudy day.
A 15-Time First Kiss
Perhaps the most iconic image from the movie is when childhood friends Vada (Anna Chlumsky) and Thomas J. (Macaulay Culkin) decide to practice kissing. Because, why not? They were kids after all. It marked the characters' first time ever smooching and, in a moment of life imitating art, it was also the first on-screen kiss for both actors—except for the fact that they had to peck upwards of 15 times in the process of shooting the scene.
As Chlumsky said on Live With Regis and Kathie Lee in 1991, "We just wanted to get it over with."
By the time filming began for My Girl, Culkin was already the blockbuster child star of Home Alone. However, he was still an 11-year-old boy, especially when it came to the kissing scene. "We got along very well," he recalled to Ellen DeGeneres in 2018, "but at the same time it was also like, 'This is so embarrassing.'"
As fate would have it, the two ended up winning the 1992 MTV Movie Award for "Best Kiss." Chlumsky quipped in her acceptance speech, "Gee, I have my first kiss and I get an award."
Acting School on Set
Though Chlumsky has grown up and bid farewell to her My Girl days, the six-time Emmy nominee has carried with her some facial exercises she learned from co-stars Jamie Lee Curtis and Dan Aykroyd all those years ago, including what she calls silent scream and tiny face.
"It gets energy in your face when you're kind of losing energy," the actress explained to ET in 2015, "and if it's cold outside, it makes you warm. Yeah, I definitely do. I still use that."
Macaulay the Prankster
Much like his famed Home Alone character, Culkin shared a penchant for pranks—something he revealed while working on My Girl.
As Chlumsky recalled on The Arsenio Hall Show, her co-star got some double-stick tape from the wardrobe department and put it on the toilet seat in the school trailer. Chlumsky confirmed she and their tutor fell victim to his trap.
Out of the Mouth, Into the Jar
With two kids leading the film, the adults had to be extra cautious about what words they used on set. As a result, Curtis established a swear can in which the older actors had to pay up if they cursed.
"I'm a bit of a vulgarian," she told Vanity Fair in 2019. As she recalled of the scene where the child stars jump into the water, "We had helicopters and cranes and 15 cameras. The water was three feet deep. They had guys in scuba and they had stuntmen, ambulances. I mean it was insane and I grabbed the two swear cans and in front of the entire crew I said, 'Macaulay, Anna—congratulations. You've wrapped the movie. Go f--k yourselves,' and I handed them each a can and I think it had 500 dollars in it each."
Tricking the Bees
A pivotal moment in the film strikes when Thomas J. is attacked by a swarm of bees after kicking a hive in the forest while searching for Vada's mood ring. In the scene, he's surrounded by a swarm of bees as he waves his arms to fend them off.
Off-screen, Culkin revealed it was actually what was on his hands that kept them coming! "They put pollen on each finger, so every time I'd swing, they'd go after my fingers," the actor told Bobbie Wygant in a 1991 interview. While he ultimately only suffered a scratch from a bee's stinger, let the record show the kid was acting with real bees. "They kept on throwing them in every time," Culkin recalled, "so that's why it looks like it's a lot of bees."
Morbid Thoughts
Toward the movie's end, Chlumsky delivered a tearful, heart-wrenching performance when her character copes with the death of Thomas J. and sees him in a casket at his funeral.
In an interview at the time on Live With Regis and Kathie Lee, Chlumsky explained that her mother helped her prepare for the emotional scene up to an hour before filming and she would have to think of "sad things." Years later, in an interview on HuffPost Live, Chlumsky recalled, "My mom was like, 'Well, picture me in that casket.'"