Jersey Shore Recap: Some Guido Swackin' and Lots of Lesbian Mackin'

Pauly D gets his swagger jacked and the meatballs get hot and heavy—all before Snooki lands in the back of a cop car

By Bruna Nessif Sep 16, 2011 4:00 AM
| Updated Sep 16, 2011 4:19 AM
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Last week we saw Ronnie attempt to be the peacemaker of the house while his roommates dealt with their respective issues (Snooki's boyfriend troubles, Mike's ugly neck brace), and even seemed to shake off his issues with Sam.

We're not rolling our eyes, swear.

But tonight the Jersey Shore kids go back to their element as they visit an Italian beach.

Does it get crazy? Get in one last round of FPC and find out...

The roommates managed to get the weekend off from the pizzeria to visit the beaches in Riccione.

While the guys went out and got themselves acquainted with Mike's twin and some not-so-attractive scenery, the ladies got bombed (as in drunk. C'mon, guys) and learned how to say vagina in Italian, all before Deena danced so hard that her panties fell down.

After falling down and being late for dinner, the drunk meatballs made it to the club with everyone else, except they were already on another level.

Deena forgot her undies, which caused her "kooka" to make a public appearance. Then she and Snooki start making out with each other at the club. Then the duo fell on their bare behinds walking to the cab and figured they'd nurse each other with their tongues, again.

The next day started with a new word for all of us to start using: swacked.

Definition: getting your swagger jacked.

Example: Ronnie woke everyone up by yelling Pauly D's signature wake-up call, therefore, Pauly D was swacked.

Learn it, use it, love it.