Yum Yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
Aggressive Celebration
He's probably going to get some unfair calls for the rest of the game, and he totally deserved it.
Air Humping
Dance like an entire basketball stadium is watching.
The Day the Raptor Died
Feels kind of like a metaphor for something.
No, not you. You.
Sit yo' old ass DOWN.
Best Day Ever
"AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHthankyousirAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!"
Delicious Hats
Let's put them all into their own division. The NL Tex-Mex East.
Jason Grilli Loves Puns
Nobody will ever top Jason Grilli's entrance video. Nobody.
Big Fat Bartolo Colon
Professional athlete, ladies and gentlemen.
Bartolo At the Bat
Moving Bartolo Colon to the National League had to have been a ratings ploy. Just look at that swing. Magnificent.
#1 Fan!
She's just a huge fan of those BJs, ya know?
Scratchies for Cano
Real friends itch each others' beards.
Just a Smidge Early
Hey, it worked.
Smooth Kid
That kid is 12 and has five times more game than you.
Tigers Go Zubaz
The weird thing is, they didn't even coordinate this. They all just coincidentally put on their Zubaz pants that day.
Prince Wasn't Made for Sliding
Plot twist: Prince Fielder saw a cupcake back near third.
Don't Mess with Third Basemen
"I said I GOT it."
Did You Catch That?
Things have been looking up for the Marlins ever since they drafted Spider-Man.
Meat Stick
Hey, it's a steak on a stick. Don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing.
Wordplay
And it only costs about 1% of the salary!
Wrong Kind of Pyrotechnics
"And the hooooome, of the, bra–OH NO."
The Face of Disappointment
Do not mess with eight-year-olds when it comes to foul balls.
Don't Mind If I Do
Hey come on guy, that popcorn costs like $20.
Grand Entrance
YEAH WHO'S READY FOR SOME BASEBAAAAAALLL!