Kelly Ripa
Sure, sunglasses may protect your eyes, but they don't always protect you from tan lines.
Victoria Beckham
Posh shines, literally, as she proudly displays the reflective properties of a fake bake.
Lindsay Lohan
You would think if the actress has her own self-tanning spray line, she would use it. Unless, of course, this is actually the end result.
Lady Gaga
Somebody clearly poked her face, and everything else for that matter, a little too long in the tanning bed.
Paris Hilton
Since this is simply a gallery about faux tans gone bad, we're doing our best to refrain from commenting on everything else that's wrong with this picture.
Pamela Anderson
Even a trying-too-hard-to-be-sexy pose can't distract from the onetime blond bombshell's two-tone skin.
Denise Richards
Acquiring an even tan should never be this complicated.
Eva Longoria Parker
It's bad enough when you don't have time to actually lie out in the sun, but it's worse when you can't even finish that bronze brushing.
Karina Smirnoff
Sometimes you just need to know when it's time to stop and waltz away.