Sandra Lee
Oof. Oh, Sandra. The Semi-Homemade host went full on '80s prom for the Met gala in this massive white, fairy godmother-esque getup.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggie's dress reminds us of an old '70s version of the game Twister that you'd find at a garage sale.
Katie Holmes
OK, to her defense, canary yellow is one of the hardest colors to pull off. But that's not our main beef with this Belle-inspired gown. There's so much dress!
Kate Upton
Kate Upton is one gorgeous girl, but this sheer and corseted number isn't doing her any favors. And that explosion of flowers on her head really sends this look over the edge.
Lupita Nyong'o
Who greenlit this getup...literally? The unthinkable happened: Lupita finally made a red carpet misstep in this flapper-inspired Prada getup. It was bound to happen, and after all those hits we think she's earned at least one miss.
Sari Mercer
Chiwetel Ejiofor's girlfriend looks like if your local flower shop suddenly came to life.
Gabrielle Union
Between the feathered skirt and the ab-baring crop top, there's just a whole lot goin' on here. We won't even get to those milkmaid braids…
Kristen Stewart
Kristen looks like she really wishes she was at last year's punk-themed gala.
Kristen Wiig
Kristen is so hilarious, but this black pants/sculptural number has us scratching our heads.
Rita Ora
Rita always pushes the envelope, which we love. But our main issue with this ensemble is her choice of shoe. Save 'em for your next trip to Vegas, Rita.
Lea Michele
The extra layer of material in the middle of Lea's gold Altuzarra gown is throwing us off a bit.
Ivanka Trump
Ivanka's lime green gown has that whole upholstery vibe, and it looks like it was pretty heavy.
Sarah Paulson
Between the forest green color and all the dangling trinkets, Sarah's dress is giving us some major Christmas tree vibes.
Michelle Williams
Michelle looks cute, but this is just too casual for the fashion event of the year.
Brie Larson
Brie Larson's glittering getup is so crazy it kinda loops around to chic. But we could do without the Cindy Lou Who hair.
Chloe Grace Moretz
Howdy, Chloe! Can you point us in the direction of the nearest hoedown?
Shailene Woodley
We wish Shailene would have chosen something a bit fresher and younger than this mixed-medium Rodarte design.
Solange
This kind of reminds us if Princess Peach were a bridesmaid.
Lena Dunham
The short hemline has a fun and flirty feel, but it kinda seems like the dress is wearing Lena, instead of Lena wearing the dress.
LaLa Anthony
This shade of purple is pretty loud, but our main focus isn't the color…it's the cleavage-baring front of her dress.
Nicole Richie
We never thought we'd see this much sideboob at a white tie affair. This seems better suited for last year's punk theme—plus, we've got déjà vu. This whole look is reminding us of Nicole's Marc Jacobs dress she wore to last year's CFDA Awards.
Rosie Huntington-Whitele
Rosie's cool Balmain ensemble would have been totally on point for last year's punk theme, but it just seems out of place for this year's ultra-formal affair.
Chrissy Teigen
This is a great color on the supermodel, but the neckline is a bit much, and when she turns to the side—sideboob alert!
Emmy Rossum
We give the Shameless star props for looking fresh and springy, but this color and print are very tricky to pull off. It just looks too much like upholstery.