26. Meredith and George on Grey's Anatomy, s2e18
Oh, George. This is one of the most depressing sex scenes in all of Shondaland, and Meredith seemed to agree, as she started crying in the middle. Ugh.
25. Huck and Quinn and the Tongue Thing on Scandal, s3e9
Just some casual torture and face-licking. No big deal.
24. Wes and Rebecca on How to Get Away with Murder, s1e7
All we can really say about this was that it was the hottest sex scene we've ever seen interspersed with an autopsy.
23. Mellie and Andrew on Scandal, s3e15
These two could be described more as "horny teenager" than racy, though they didn't have a lot of time to really get down to it. Nothing spoils the mood more than having your daughter daughter walk in on you.
22. Bonnie and Asher on How to Get Away with Murder, s1e9
She is a grown ass woman and she gets what she wants, even if what she wants is a drunk frat boy whose pants she can't get off. They're both a little awkward but they make it work.
21. Huck and Quinn on Scandal, s3e15
If you thought the face licking was weird, wait 'til you see what they can do with their tongues in more mutually beneficial situation. Spoiler: It's still weird.
20. Callie and Mark on Grey's Anatomy, s4e17
Two-way sex while Mark described three-way sex with Erica? Almost so hot, until they're interrupted by Callie's phone buzzing to alert them to some sort of stupid trauma.
19. Frank and Laurel's dirty talk on How to Get Away with Murder, s2e2
There's no actual sex here, but there might as well be. Frank tried to make a point about not wanting to be a booty call by describing all the things he could be doing to Laurel, and we thought we might actually have to leave the room for a minute.
18. Connor and Oliver on How to Get Away with Murder, s2e3
On a show filled with shocking sex scenes, this one was more sweet than anything else. Hot, but also filled with declarations of love/"I didn't have sex at the sex party" that melted our hearts a bit. May Coliver live forever.
17. Jake and Olivia on Scandal, s2e18
She couldn't think of an excuse not to, so they did. She later discovered that he had cameras set up all over her apartment. Bummer!
16. Quinn and Huck at OPA on Scandal, s3e18
Abby arrived at OPA to find Quinn and Huck getting very busy at work. They may have quickly stopped, but Abby's eyes will probably never recover.
15. Connor and Paxton on How to Get Away with Murder, s1e4
Sexiest illegal information obtainment ever.
14. Fitz and Olivia in Vermont on Scandal, s3e8
Is this what they meant when they kept talking about "making jam?"
13. Abby and David on Scandal, s2e9
David arrived home to discover Abby waiting in the dark. She then proceeded to slap him, put her fingers in his mouth, push him to the ground and have her way with him, all without taking her coat off. We can't decide if it was hot or creepy.
12. Fitz and Olivia in the Shower on Scandal, s2e20
While Mellie came clean about her husband's infidelity on national TV, these two were, um, coming clean in other ways.
11. Jake and Olivia on Scandal, s4e2
"If I want to summon you, I will summon you." After many discussions of booty calls and the nature of their relationship, Liv showed up at Jake's wearing nothing but boots and a trench coat. Jake did not complain.
10. Fitz and Olivia's First Time on Scandal, s1e6
"Take off your clothes."
Remember back in season 1, when Fitz was sexy? This scandalous campaign trail flashback is a near perfect example.
9. Quinn and Huck in the Garage on Scandal, s3e17
Almost any time Quinn and Huck do anything on this show, we ask "why?" This odd sexcapade in the garage was no exception.
8. “Alex” and Russell on Scandal, s4e19
He may have been working for her father all along, but that didn't make Liv's hookup with her new boytoy against her apartment wall any less steamy.
7. Jake and Olivia on the Beach on Scandal, s4e1
The season 4 opening scene could probably not have been any better, unless it had aired on HBO. To put it modestly: Jake and Olivia had a very good summer.
6. Fitz and Olivia in the Kitchen on Scandal, s2e22
We could make very dirty jokes about what Fitz is doing in the kitchen, but that would probably be far too inappropriate.
5. Meredith and Derek at the Prom on Grey’s Anatomy, s2e27
This was much more sensual than shocking, but boy did we have to fan ourselves a bit as Derek took off Meredith's underwear in that exam room. Totally worth her having to frantically search for it later.
4. Annalise and Nate on How to Get Away with Murder, s1e9
We don't really have any words (because we're actually having trouble speaking) other than HOT DAMN NATE'S BACK MUSCLES. If only his wedding picture weren't sitting right there...
3. Fitz and Olivia in the Oval Office on Scandal, s2e8
They barely took off their clothes and yet sex on the President's desk still seemed highly indecent.