Forewarned Is Forearmed
A wondrous time of year is upon us. Girl Scout Cookie season. It's a time when we can simultaneously feel great about helping industrious young girls while also descending into self-loathing for eating an entire box of Do-Si-Dos in the car on the way to work because they really fill that gaping void where actual life fulfillment should be. You know what I'm saying?
However, the success of this innocent activity has attracted an unsavory and dangerous element. Girl Scout Cookie bootleggers. Here are a few tips on how to tell if you've fallen victim to one of these insidious imposters.
Unfamiliar Flavors
We've all got our favorites. Samoas, Tagalongs and of course Thin Mints. But who's ever heard of Basketballitos and Scraggles? If the person offering you cookies has flavors you've never heard of tell them to step off then cross your arms and stare at them until they do.
Weird Box Art
Watch out for strange box art. Take this one for instance. It features a picture of actor Brad Garrett, not girls forging successful friendships and pushing their boundries. That's a red flag.
Carefully Evaluate Sellers As Well As The Product
If the person you're buying cookies from isn't an enthusiastic girl trying to better herself through learning, service and adventure, watch out. If they also try to sell you a box of buttons with a picture of the Compton city sign on it, beware.
Check The Origin
All Girl Scout Cookies are baked by two companies right here in the USA. This box clearly has a Chinese shipping label on it. Steer clear.
Use Common Sense
This box is adorned with a picture of Civil War general Oliver Otis Howard, a Surgeon General's warning about disposable diapers and the motto, "Power. Intensity, Speed." Are these legit? You guess it. NO WAY.
We hope this gallery helps you make safe, informed choices this cookie season and remember to support your local REAL Girl Scouts. They deserve it.