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Get ready to laugh, cry and generally feel all of the feelings, because we rounded up all of the best TV quotes of all time...and tried to rank them. It was next to impossible, but we did it! From the nostalgic to the hilarious to the heartbreaking to the random, we've got 'em all. Click through the gallery to check them all out, ranked from the good to the absolutely iconic!
61. The Brady Bunch
"Oh, my nose!" — Marcia Brady
60. How To Get Away with Murder
"Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?" — Annalise Keating
59. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Day man! (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the nightman! (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun! You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone." — Charlie and Dennis
58. Survivor
"The tribe has spoken." — Jeff Probst
57. The Good Wife
"And I won't stand beside you. Not again, Peter. Not in a million years. So, don't listen to me, keep lying to me, I don't care. But do listen to your political instincts. You want to be reelected? You want me to be elected? Then zip up your pants, shut your mouth and stop banging the help." — Alicia
56. Batman
"Holy ____________, Batman!" — Robin
55. Saturday Night Live
"New York's hottest club is…" — Stefon
54. Game of Thrones
"Hodor!" — Hodor
53. Scandal
"Are we gladiators? Or are we bitches?" — Harrison Wright
52. The Walking Dead
"Just look at the flowers, Lizzie." — Carol
51. The Simple Life
"That's hot." — Paris Hilton
50. Dexter
"Surprise, motherf--ker!" — Doakes
49. Orange is the New Black
"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!" — Pennsatucky
48. Community
"Troy and Abed in the moooooorning!" — Troy and Abed
47. Teen Wolf
"Where are you getting your juice?" — Jackson
"I don't know, my mom does all the grocery shopping." — Scott
46. American Horror Story: Coven
"Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." — Madison
45. The O.C.
"Acknowledge me now or lose me forever." — Seth
44. One Tree Hill
"Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!" — Brooke
43. Orange is the New Black
"Scatter the nuns!" — Caputo
42. Gossip Girl
"Eight letters, three words. Say it and I'm yours." — Blair
41. How I Met Your Mother
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother." — Ted Mosby
40. The Brady Bunch
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" — Jan
39. The Office
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." — Jim