Plastic Corvette
Looks like it was dipped in melted plastic.
Pennies from Hell
Ironically, gluing money to your car actually decreases its value.
Michael
Yikes.
Um
It's like if your crazy hippie Aunt were a car.
Leopard Print
They found a way to make a Prius even more lame.
More Leopard
This would only be cool if it were driven by an actual leopard.
Han Solo
Like a naked Han Solo with boobs.
Ballerina
We're guessing this person's 5-year-old daughter picked out this paint job.
Marker
Hopefully that's a dry erase.
Blink-182
Oh hello, the year 1997.
Pink
Expensive Car + Bad Paint Job = Cheap Car. That's just math, folks.
Cheetah
This is so cool and yet... so lame.
Another Cheetah
Seriously. Would it kill someone to do a lion once in a while? Or a tiger? What about a nice tiger?
Nickelback & Kiss
This should be illegal.
Dead Dragon
Is the implication here that the Corvette ran into and killed a tiny dragon?
Dragon
Wow, another dragon. Looks like some super lame parallel thinking has been going on in the car community.