Charlize Theron's Shaved Head in Mad Max: Fury Road
Winner: Leave it to the Oscar winner to look as hot as heck with a buzz cut—and covered in filth!
David Spade's Mullet in Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
LOSER: The wig has got to go—and so should have the idea for another Joe Dirt movie.
John Cena's Butt in Trainwreck
Winner: There's nothing like seeing the wrestler's big hunky backside on the big screen. Thank you, Amy Schumer.
Boxing
WINNER: It's no fun watching Michael B. Jordan and Jake Gyllenhaal get the crap beaten out of them, but they make boxing look so good.
Julia Roberts Crying in Secret in Their Eyes
Winner: It was one of the year's most harrowing scenes to watch, but the Oscar winner's brutally real wailing proved why she's the best in the biz.
Henry Caville's Covered Body in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Loser: The hot Brit plays an equally hot super spy, but he never appears shirtless. Makes. No. Sense.
Chris Hemsworth's Bulge in Vacation
Winner: Schwing! 'Nuff said.
Harrison Ford's Left Foot
Loser: The Force wasn't with Han Solo during the making of Star Wars: The Force Awakens when a hydraulic door crashed on the actor's foot and broke his ankle.
1950s New York City
Winner: New York, New York is a helluva town—especially in Carol and Brooklyn.
Bryce Dallas Howard's Heels in Jurassic World
WINNER: The actress' footwear may have held up after spending hours running away from dinosaurs, but here's hoping Bryce gets some more sensible shoes in the upcoming Jurassic sequel.
The Miracle Mop
Winner: With Joy, the invention of the household cleaning tool will hopefully inspire everyone to follow their dreams.
NASA
Winner: The space agency got a boost of public awareness with the release of the box office smash and Golden Globe-nominated The Martian.
Carrie Fisher's French Bulldog Gary
Winner: Move over, Chewebacca! The Star Wars legend's pooch isn't even in The Force Awakens, but he stole the spotlight where he went.
We Are Your Friends
Winner & Loser: Zac Efron's DJ movie may have had one of the worst opening weekends ever, but it also included the actor in a shower scene.