Keri Hilson
The "Knock You Down" singer's Rami Kashou dress at the 2010 NAACP Image Awards is like magic. How does it stay in place? Can Keri even move her torso, or is it Barbie pose all night? How is she not totally freaking out and looking down to make sure her nipples are covered?!
Mariah Carey
Well, it was the 2010 Golden Globes, so the joke about Mariah bringing her own globes is pretty obvious but awesome nonetheless. The way the pop diva justifies the super-low-cut Hervé Léger dress: "I have my hair slicked back, it's very subtle and the dress is very long."
Halle Berry
The sexy actress has never been shy about showing off her body, and she continues this great tradition at the 2010 Golden Globes in a revealing Kaufman Franco gown.
Fergie
Hmmm, is this lilac Elie Saab gown really low cut, or are Fergie's lovely lady lumps pushed way up there? Either way, it doesn't look like a comfortable night at the 2010 Golden Globes.
Christina Hendricks
The Mad Men star's "thing" has always been her curves, and she chooses the perfect Christian Siriano design to show them off at the 2010 Golden Globes.
Demi Lovato
It's hard trying to outdo Miley Cyrus, but Disney's other 17-year-old star tries her hardest at the 2010 People's Choice Awards in a low-cut Jenny Packham minidress.
See Oscars finest (and a couple of fails) in our special Fashion Police gallery!
Beyonce
B looks too uncomfortable to even enjoy her spectacular cleavage. Being famous—it's not so fun all the time.
Salma Hayek
If you've got ‘em—and then mommy duties provide you with even more—flaunt ‘em!
Aubrey O'Day
We can always count on this Danity Kane lady to bring the class.
Sarah Jessica Parker
The Oscars just might have been the twins' last night in the spotlight, as SJP's real human baby twins will soon be stealing all the attention.
Victoria Beckham
One of Posh's favorite hobbies is taking cute dresses and ruining them with too much cleavage, but that's just one more reason to love her.
Paris Hilton
You never know when Paris is going to gather up whatever fat there is on her body and put it in a push-up bra. Every time she does it, we still go, "Whoa! Where did those come from?!"
Anna Faris
Did the House Bunny star put her dress on backward...or is everything supposed to be out there like that?
Scarlett Johansson
ScarJo is rarely seen without her trusty red carpet girlfriends on full display.
Britney Spears
She's a generous pop star, this one. The party's all about her celebrating her 27th year of life, but she returns the favor by providing the goodie bags. (We're going to joke jail now.)
Blake Lively
Poor, young Serena van der Woodsen. Every red carpet appearance is all about the chest with this girl, even when the dress has a slit up to her navel.
Kim Kardashian
Although known for her other assets, Kim K. has some other lady lumps she'd like us to notice.
Lindsay Lohan
Oh, LiLo. What do we even say about this?
Katy Perry
Ahhh—the hills have eyes! Sorry, that was bad, but it's not our fault. Miss "I Kissed a Girl" is the one with eyes on her chest—plus, we're out of boob jokes.