Relationship Wisdom
Jillian calls Heidi a "saint" for putting up with her every day because she knows she would never be able to do it.
Not Buying It
Jill is completely skeptical when Giancarlo says he booked her for Cosmo. But luckily no clothes had to be shed to secure the fabulous opportunity.
Bye, Bye, Boob!
Jillian not-so-gracefully ditches her "fake boob" when the heat becomes unbearable at her Cosmo photo shoot.
Amazing Taste
Jillian mentions her "amazing taste" in the opposite sex in the hopes that Chloe will let her set her up on a date.
Jillian Hates Bean Pasta
Jillian is taste testing samples from her Slim Soul line of food. This is her reaction to the bean pasta.
Jillian Swears at Customers
While doing a taste test at a grocery store, Jillian starts swearing at customers who like the bean pasta! She just can't deal!
Hairspray Problems
When Jillian has to attend an event, Chloe is there to do her hair. Here's Jillian's impression of Chloe using hairspray.
Jillian Becomes Mr. Miyagi
When Phoenix is hit at school, Jillian says she has to "become Mr. Miyagi" and teach him how to defend himself. Her advice? "Whack them in the head back!"
Jillian Meets Phoenix's Bully
Jillian is completely surprised when she sees Phoenix's bully.
Jillian Cheats In Corn Maze Competition
While attempting to beat Heidi's team in a corn maze competition, Jillian cheats! This is her reaction to being asked about cheating.
"She Cheats at Candy Land"
Here's Heidi's reaction when she catches Jillian cheating in the corn maze competition.
Jillian's Reaction to Andy's Wedding
This is Jillian's reaction when she talks about Andy's wedding.
Jillian Tries to Make a Joke
This is Jillian attempting to make a joke while officiating Andy's wedding.
"I Love You More Than I Miss Sleeping"
When you know you're in love.
Grandma Joyce's Birthday Party Is Wild
On the latest episode, Jillian surprises grandma Joyce with strippers!
"We Have a Turquoise "S--tbox"
When Jillian sees the golf cart she purchased up close, she realizes it's damaged and calls it a "turquoise s--tbox."
Phoenix & Lu Want to Talk About Poop!
Phoenix and Lu tell grandma Joyce they want to be able to talk about poop at school.
Jillian Wants Lu & Phoenix to Be Able to Express Themselves
"Don't tell me what my kid can and can't talk about," Jillian says when she hears her kids aren't allowed to say "poop" at school.
"Why Don't We Trade Places"
Jillian's response when a monkey jumps on her!
"Just Throw Money at a Problem"
In order to make Heidi's parent love her, she wants to buy them a present.
"Just throw money at a problem," Jillian says.
Kids Love History...
"You know what toddlers love more than anything in the world?" Jillian asks in episode five. "Looking at inanimate objects."
"History," Heidi responds.
"Oh they love that too," Jillian jokes. "Oh f--k yeah!"
Don't Mess With Jillian
This is Jillian's reaction when she thinks she's won an argument with Heidi.
Jillian Posts a ''Butt'' Photo
Jillian recruits Chloe and Nichole to help her post a photo of her "butt" on Instagram to piss off Giancarlo.
The Making of the ''Butt'' Photo
Here's Jillian, Chloe and Nichole creating the ''butt'' photo using underwear and Chloe's leg.