Justin Bieber
The star's tearful showing at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards had Beliebers weeping in joyful solidarity.
Keanu Reeves
It all began with Keanu and his uncanny ability to take any situation and make it appear sad. Hope he's been able to cheer up.
Jack White
Someone isn't enjoying the baseball game.
Claire Danes
Nobody ugly-cries better than the fabulous Homeland star. Nobody.
Anne Hathaway
Well, the movie is called Les Misérables.
Rachel Bilson
Why the long face, Rach? Is it because you're used to warm, sunny days in the O.C.?
Ben Affleck
What's got Beantown's favorite son so down in the dumps? Did the Sox loose to the Yankees?
Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee, the red carpet is a place limited only to happy emotions...Sadness is not welcome here.
Matthew Broderick
We get the feeling sad Charlie Brown music is accompanying Matthew's walk down the street.
Amanda Seyfried
OK, Amanda, you're seriously breaking our hearts with that face. What can we do to make things right?
Charlize Theron
See everyone, even big-time, Oscar-winning movie stars feel real-people emotions.
Shia LaBeouf
It's OK, Shia, Wall Street 2 wasn't the worst movie ever...
Keanu Reeves
Once again, our master shows us how it's done. Even a cupcake can't escape his clutches of despair.