Shia "Catch-Me-If-You-Can" LaBeouf
The Transformers' hunk had a spill-and-run coffee incident with a pap last week who was shooting him as he read in Dee-Cee. Don't mess with him while he's got his nose in a book or you'll get a lensfull of grainy coffee beans.
Russell "Peep-anator" Brand
The funnyguy pap-shoved his way through LAX last month when a phtoog tried to shoot up fiancée Katy Perry's skirt, only to end up cuffed in a citizen's arrest. Might ruin your day, but we're sure he feels better knowing he'll be the only person up Katy's skirt.
Mike "The Punch-Out" Tyson
The former heavyweight is definitely not someone the paps should piss off. Ty was ticked that some photographer was trailing his fam through the airport, so what would any boxing nutzo do? An uppercut to the jaw, duh!
Britney "The Bald-Umbrella Beater" Spears
The umbrella attack of a pap's car was Brit's way of begging them to back off outside her Tanzana home. Her rage was the climax to the Britney breakdown we all know. But just because it's all in the past doesn't mean she won't hit you one more time.
Adam "The Floppy-Hatter" Lambert
This smackdown happened in South Beach earlier last month. Über-pissed that a pap was trying to snap some up-close pics, Lam went to town, shoving and slapping the snapper until his BFFs pulled him off.
Lindsay "The Victim" Lohan
Her 2005 clash and crash in West Hollwyood made the Linds-paparazzi relations all the more heated. She even dedicated her first tweet out of her fourth rehab stint to hatin' on the stalkarazzi.
Nicole "Scared to-Di"; Kidman
The actress was driving to visit her mum in Australia when she thought her life would end in a tragic crash.The Oscar-winner was so afraid of dying in a car crash like Britain's Princess Di that in 2005 she got a Sydney court to order a restraint on two freelance cameramen.
Jennifer "Snap-and-I-Slap" Garner
In June J.G. sent her buzz-off message, saying she was unhappy with how close the paps were getting to her and daughter Violet. Lacing her demands with some tantalizing threats, Garner requested she be shot with a longer lens and absolutely no flash.
Nicole "Not-Having-It"; Richie
This pissed-off mama took to her blog after X17 snapped pics of her picking up daughter Harlow at school. She threatened background checks on all their employees and took to calling them creepy, disgusting and repulsive for stalking kids.
Miley "Use-Your-Words" Cyrus
Just this week M talked it out with a female photog as she tried to snap pics of Miley out with her younger sister. She even told another snapper to watch his reckless driving. Looking out for her family against those Kodak moment stealers, way to go Miles!