1. Highlander 2: The Quickening
The gold standard of bad sequel titles. Michael Bay must be a fan, right?
2. Quantum of Solace
James Bond titles are either dumb (Tomorrow Never Dies) or brilliant (For Your Eyes Only), and there's a fine line between them.
This one is (a) no fun, (b) obviously Oscar baity, and (c) confusing. In other words, it's no Octopussy.
3. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous
In other news, Sandra Bullock has an Oscar.
4. Star Wars: Episode II—Attack of the Clones
Sometimes those old-timey serial-style titles George Lucas likes work just fine (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom). Other times, well...at least they're funny.
5. Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Movies this awesome should not have such mathematically confusing titles.
6. Ocean's Twelve
We get it! Instead of Ocean's Eleven 2! Clever! But then, it's also kind of pretentious and egg-heady—which we could forgive if the movie wasn't such a let-down.
7. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
This is basically the same title as the first movie. Weak.
8. Live Free or Die Hard
It didn't sound dirty until this fourth one.
9. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Not the worst, but so the funniest.
10. 2 Fast 2 Furious—Or Something Else?
Heck, this one's actually kinda brilliant, right?
Let us know which great bad sequel titles we missed in the comments!
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