Kourtney as Kim
"I pretty much started this entire family. No one would be anywhere or anything without me."
Kim as Kourtney
"I'm late to dinner because I'm a mom and I can be late doing mom things," Kim said. "Khloe used to be my favorite but she's so far up Kim's as that I'm just like Pooshing my way through life by myself."
Kendall as Kylie
"I love over-lining my lips, this is how it all started. Literally, I just over-lined my lips and everyone was wondering what I was using."
Khloe as Kris
"Why do you think I'm drunk all the time? My girls always bicker and so I need something to take the edge off. Cheers!"
Kris as Khloe
"You know I invented the word, 'Okurrr'? I've been saying that for years now."
Kourtney as Kim
"My pants are Yeezy, my shoes are Yeezy. I have 7 stylists who put me in sweats and leggings. Just like that effortless look, ya know? But it's really a lot of effort."
Kendall as Kylie
"You look cute as Kylie," Kylie told Kendall via FaceTime. "That looks amazing."
Kris as Khloe
"Why is Kourtney so late? Those boundaries are wild!"
Kourtney as Kim & Kris as Khloe
"Did my butt get smaller?" Kourt asked.