Gilmore Girls' Lorelai Gilmore
The fast-talking Stars Hollow resident doesn't bother stocking up on toilet paper. Rather, she's worried about—gasp—a coffee shortage. Even worse? Despite lockdown and stay-at-home orders, she still has to go to Friday night dinners.
Gossip Girl's Blair Waldorf
In quarantine, Blair develops an unhealthy obsession with NY Governor Andrew Cuomo. But seriously, who can blame her? Even Serena gets it. And while she's happy to see the tourists have fled the city, she is bummed there's no one to stare (and gawk) at her from the steps of the Met.
Schitt's Creek's Moira Rose
Social distancing isn't a problem for the Crows Have Eyes 3 star. She'd rather be home alone with her wigs anyway. And with her acting career on pause, Moira keeps busy by designing a mask collection to match her every-changing hair. After hiring Alexis to serve as her PR guru, the duo decide to name the line, "EW, COVID."
Jane The Virgin's Jane Villanueva
Time in quarantine actually serves as the perfect excuse for Jane to put her head down and finally focus on that new book she's been talking about. The only problem? She can't stop watching her beloved telenovelas!
Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw
The only thing that saves this curly-haired columnist from completely losing it is online shopping. Carrie justifies each new pair of Manolos purchased by calling them an essential item. Because, obviously, the chicest way to order delivery is to do so while strutting around your apartment in a new pair of pumps.
grown-ish's Zoey Johnson
For the fashion-forward student, online classes can wait. After all, Zoey is busy starting her very own tie-dye line. Her marketing strategy? Dancing to "WAP" on TikTok while wearing a matching sweat set.
Friends' Phoebe Buffay
While Central Perk's no. 1 artist was forced to move her performances of "Smelly Cat" to her apartment window, Phoebe isn't feeling down on herself. After all, she's convinced that the few people outside the Chipotle downstairs are a crowd waiting to hear her sing. She has fans everywhere!
New Girl's Schmidt
At long last, Schmidt finds an excuse to hide the douchebag jar. Why? He has to make room for his new collection of cleaning supplies!
Scandal's Olivia Pope
A problematic year? Psh, not with Washington D.C.'s most famous fixer on the case. After finishing all the red wine and popcorn in her house, Olivia—with her white hat, of course—storms to the Oval Office and says just two words to change everything: "It's handled."
Stranger Things' Eleven
Not even Eleven's superpowers can stop the force of 2020. The only element she can control? Buying up all the Eggos in the area. Whoops.