Taylor Lautner
We can't tell whether Jacob just found out Bella's turning vamp, or he got his wedding invite and is so hungry for wedding cake he can't be bothered to dress for the occasion.
Ashley Greene & Kristen Stewart
No DIY makeup allowed here! Alice's dreams are finally realized with the chance to give Bella a long-awaited makeover.
Mia Maestro & Christian Camargo
Considering vamp couple Eleazar and Carmen's fancy attire, looks like the Denali clan will be first introduced in the Breaking Dawn film as wedding guests. Next time the gang reunites in Forks, they'll be wearing combat boots.
Elizabeth Reaser, Maggie Grace, Casey LaBow & MyAnna Buring
Oh sure, it seems to be all champagne and smiles now, but two of these women (Edward's admirer and Laurent's GF) wish the bride were dead. (Not vampire dead, but dead dead.)
Michael Sheen & Jamie Campbell Bower
Everyone's all matchy-matchy—maybe Aro and Caius are Edward's groomsmen? (If so, we hope they're stopping at the barbershop on the way to the ceremony.)
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart
The beautiful Isle Esme, where the young(-ish) virgins finally get busy.
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart
When your new husband refuses to have sex with you, the next best thing is...chess?
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart
Could you please pass the blood—er, I mean, ketchup? At least, I think I mean ketchup...
Taylor Lautner
Maybe it's time to start thinking about a more family-friendly vehicle, Jacob...considering you're planning to hook up with Bella's baby and all? Oops, Spoiler Alert!