1/20
David Russell/HBO
"I'm going to grind his f--king bones to make my bread"
-Logan about Kendall
2/20
Hunter Graeme/HBO
“That disingenuous little f--kdoll”
-Shiv about Kendall
3/20
Peter Kramer/HBO
“You wanna suck my d--k?”
-Logan to Roman
(Shout to Roman's response: "… is what he said to his son as the sexual assault allegations poured in.")
4/20
Macall B. Polay / HBO
"Logan is gonna fire a million poisonous spiders down your d--kie"
-Tom to Greg
5/20
HBO
"You love showing your pee pee to everyone but someday you're actually going to have to f--k something"
-Shiv to Roman
6/20
HBO
"You tell yourself you’re a good person, but you’re not a good person"
-Kendall to Shiv
7/20
"F--k you, plastic Jesus"
-Shiv to Kendall
8/20
"You’re a national f--king prick"
-Kendall to Connor
9/20
"Tell them to f--k off"
-Logan about the FBI
10/20
"I feel another million drain with every cluck from that henhouse"
-Logan about Marcia
11/20
Peter Kramer/HBO
"Conference call jokes are just the best jokes, huh?"
-Roman to Kendall
12/20
Macall B. Polay/HBO
"F--king King Kong come out to dance for me"
-Josh to Logan
13/20
"I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat"
-Tom to Greg
14/20
"The f--king demented piss mad king of England"
-Roman about Logan
15/20
"Kerry, get Shiv a f--king medal"
-Logan to Kerry about Shiv
16/20
"Crap hands"
-Roman about Connor
17/20
"That’s like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis"
-Tom to Greg
18/20
"Hey, Ken, may we please step inside your mental disorder?"
-Roman to Kendall
19/20
Peter Kramer/HBO
"Are you a sicko?"
-Logan to Roman
20/20
"You’ve won, because you’re corrupt and so is the world"
-Kendall to Logan