Michael Keaton
"I thought I saw Jimmy Kimmel @ Home Depot. Turns out it was just a sloppy dude with big dimples."
Halle Berry
"@jimmykimmel you are a jackass d--k sucker keep your mouth shut and do your little Tv show or get the f--k out of our country"
Kristen Bell
"@jimmykimmel R u kidding me w that flabby body? What the f--k - get 2 the gym man. Do u really shave ur pits??? Scary!"
Jon Stewart
"Jimmy Kimmel is that same fat kid from Win Ben Stein's Money who grew up to become that fat kid from Win Ben Stein's Money."
Amy Schumer
"@JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel you still look like a potato. Now you're just a hairy potato. So you're extra gross."
Liam Neeson
"@jimmykimmel I disagree. I think jimmykimmel. Looks like a slightly bloated Carson daly. But not as funny."
Mike Tyson
"@JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel open your eyes. Your eyes look like vaginas. #squinter."
Jeff Bridges
"I liked Jimmy Kimmel better when he was somehwat fat, Skinny Jimmy is no bueno"
Stephen Colbert
"@jimmykimmel You're a piece of s--t. Your job is to pollute the airwaves with your worthless bulls--t. F--k off, you big giant turd."
Jennifer Lawrence
"@jimmykimmel 1 million $ says your hair is fake and your boobs are fake and your feet are small and your nose is made of playdough."
Will Ferrell
"@jimmykimmel your show blows brown donkey balls. Go play with Howard Stern's a--hole. You hollywood jokeless fool."
Zac Brown Band
"The Zac Brown Band is on three radio stations at the same time.........As you can imagine this is the worst day of my life. #H8Them"
Blake Shelton
"I want to throw Blake Shelton off an highway over pass by his legs and watch him get obliterated by a Peterbuilt pulling a big stupid house."

