"The Sacred Taking"
What better gift than the severed head of an immortal killer in a box? This is exactly what Marie Laveau sends to Fiona and Cordelia after beheading Madame LaLaurie. (Revenge for the Minotaur achieved!)
"The Dead"
Hey, it's not a true season of AHS until there's a threesome involving two back-from-the-dead-teen-zombies and a witch with a killer vagina. Madison, Zoe and FrankenKyle participate in a little ménage à trois after Madison realizes she only feels alive when she's boinking Kyle, but she's totallywilling to share him with her fellow witch. What else are friends for?
"The Axe Man Cometh"
Cordelia's husband Frank? Not so loving and supportive, considering it's revealed in this episode that he's actually a witch hunter working with...voodoo queen Marie Laveau!
"The Axeman Cometh"
Madison lives! Despite being offed by Fiona several episodes prior, our favorite bad girl returns to the coven, thanks to Misty's power of resurgence. (That really comes in handy, huh?) Her first words after returing from the dead? "I need a cigarette."
"Burn, Witch. Burn!"
After Fiona convinces the coven and the Council that Myrtle killed Madison and blinded Cordelia, our fiery redhead is burned at the stake in a stunning sequence. (Fiona lights the fire with her cigarette). But don't worry, Misty Day is on standby to bring Moanin' Myrtle back to life. Phew!
"Burn, Witch. Burn!"
In a flashback, we learn just why Spalding can't speak: he sliced off his own tongue in order to protect Fiona and keep her secrets. (Specifically that she killed the former Supreme.)
"Fearful Pranks Ensue"
How does Marie Laveau decide to let the Salem witches know she's called off their truce? By sending a fleet of zombies to attack the school! Oh, and that includes Madame LaLaurie's three daughters she killed oh-so-many years ago.
"Fearful Pranks Ensue"
Though she was having trouble conceiving earlier in the episode, Cordelia soon faces a much more pressing and troubling issue when she's attacked by someone who thros acid in her face, blinding her.
"The Replacements"
Rest in peace, Madison! Fiona, desperate to remain the coven's Supreme, slits the troubled young witch's throat when she believes she's the next Supreme.
"The Replacements"
Oh, Queenie. Queenie, Queenie, Queenie. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to masturbate in front of a Minotaur? Yes, that's exactly what the young witch does after Marie Laveau sends him to the school to attack Madame LaLaurie. Fortunately, Fiona is able to save Queenie...and kill the Minotaur. (Sorry for your loss, Marie!)
"Boy Parts"
After Madison killed him and his frat brothers, she and Zoe decide to reassemble Kyle using the leftover body parts. Which means they must tap into some dark magic (Did they just marry the devil 'cause Zoe isn't down with that!) and call upon their surprisingly decent sewing skills.
"Bitchcraft"
Desperate to stay young, Fiona unearths infamous serial killer Madame LaLaurie, who tortured her slaves in the 1830s, who had been buried alive by voodoo priestess Marie Laveau. "Come on, Mary Todd Lincoln. I'll buy you a drink," Fiona says.
"Bitchcraft"
In a true shocker, Evan Peters, a AHS fan favorite, died in the very first episode of the season after Madison flips the party bus his character Kyle and his frat brothers (who gang-raped her) are on. But he doesn't stay dead for very long...
"Bitchcraft"
In case you were wondering if season three of AHS would be as insane as the previous two, Taissa Farmiga's Zoe kills a boy by having sex with him in the first episode's opening sequence. Game on, Asylum!
"Madness Ends"
After present-day Lana gives an interview about her long and respectable career, her son Johnny attempts to kill her. After she talks him down, Lana shoots him in the head, ending the Bloody Face saga for good.
"Continuum"
Alma returns from her alien abduction, slowly goes insane and kills Kit's girlfriend Grace with an ax.
"Spilt Milk"
Lana escapes Briarcliff, exposes the horrors that happened while she was there and kills Dr. Thredson at his house.
"The Name Game"
Sister Mary Eunice is pushed off the third floor by Monsignor Howard and she falls to her death.
"The Name Game"
Dr. Arden kills himself in the same fire that cremates Sister Mary Eunice's body.
"I Am Anne Frank"
Dr. Thredson is revaled to be Bloody Face.
"Nor'easter"
Dr. Arden amputates both Shelley's legs.
"Welcome to Briarcliff"
Lana Winters gets sent to Briarcliff and works to expose what's happening in the asylum.
"Welcome to Briarcliff"
Kit is blamed for the disappearnce of his wife and admitted into Briarcliff.
"Welcome to Briarcliff"
Teresa and Leo come face to face with a serial killer called Bloody Face.