Now, that's an entrance! Soccer stud David Beckham drive a speedboat carrying the Olympic flame.
The opening ceremony's director, Oscar winner Danny Boyle, greets the world.
It's the chimney sweeps from Mary Poppins! Not exactly, a performer climbs a chimney stack representing the Age of Industry.
As much as we wish this dance with a giany orb is a tribute to the '60s British spy series The Prisoner, we don't think it is.
Dancers perform under a "setting sun" in a scene dramatising the struggle between life and death.
An image of triple jumper Jonathan Edwards is projected onto the House of Parliament and Big Ben.
Ooh, the Olympic rings float above artists performing. Hogwarts magic, mayhaps?
Of course, no opening ceremony is complete without fireworks. Let the games begin!

