10. Rihanna vs. Joan Rivers
The claws are out: After Rihanna confessed that she was still in love with Chris Brown, E!'s Fashion Police host called her an "idiot" and tweeted, "Now its MY turn to slap her." Ri fired back, "wow u really do get slow when you're old huh?" before Rivers gave the final words: "PS – Love to have you on Fashion Police!"
9. Nicolette Sheridan vs. Desperate Housewives
It was juicier drama than anything included in the final season of the longrunning ABC soap: The actress who played neighborhood bad girl Edie Britt took creator Marc Cherry to court, claiming wrongful termination and battery (and that Terri Hatcher is the "meanest woman in the world," though that's not a crime). A mistrial was called, battery charges were thrown out and now a retrial has been denied.
8. Jon Hamm vs. Kim Kardashian
The Mad Man star probably won't be Keeping Up with the Kardashians anytime soon...or ever. In an interview with Elle U.K., the actor sounded of on the reality TV queen, saying "stupidity is certainly celebrated" and "being a f--king idiot is a valuable commodity." Kim called the comments "careless," Jon said it wasn't personal and the two eventually called a truce when the two both guest starred on 30 Rock.
7. Chevy Chase vs. Community
It all started with an expletive filled voicemail, from Chase to creator Dan Harmon, leaked online. Then, details of a previous wrap party chastising from Harmon to Chase, who plays tycoon Pierce Hawthorne, came to light as well as another message where Chevy calls the show "just a f--king mediocre sitcom" that "isn't funny." Harmon is no longer showrunner and Chevy (after venting more frustration) also left the show.
6. Jackson Family vs. Jackson Family
Where to even begin? At the end: After temporarily losing custody of Michael Jackson's children (Prince, Paris and Blanket), Katherine Jackson negotiated with T.J. Jackson (Tito's son and Michael's nephew) as joint guardians of the children. But the entire saga involved appearances from Randy, Jermaine, Janet and Rebbie Jackson as well as a possible disappearance, an alleged altercation and not a single appearance by Bubbles the monkey.
5. Madonna vs. Elton John & Lady Gaga
The Material Girl isn't mincing any words. She's had a lot to say about Lady Gaga this year: First dubbing Gaga's song "Born This Way" "reductive," only to later gush, "I love her. I do love her," before 180-ing again and declaring, "I have the best fans in the whole world. So take that, Lady Gaga!...I invited her onstage to sing with me, but she turned me down." A new feud to add to the old: Sir Elton likened her to a "f--king fairground stripper." And we don't think he meant that as a compliment.
4. Chris Brown vs. Drake
Talk about love in a hopeless place: The brawl that broke out between the two rappers (and their entourages) at the W.i.P. night club in NYC was apparently over Rihanna. Brown later tweeted, ""How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol... Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!" as lawsuits started flying: The club sued Drizzy and Breezy, the club sued New York, injured club goers sued as well. But no matter what happened that night, we all know where Ri's loyalties lie now. Sigh.
3. Lindsay Lohan vs. The Lohans
At least they keep it all in the family? First there was LiLo's 4 a.m. feud with her mom, Dina Lohan, where the actress claimed her mom was doing drugs, among other nasty allegations. She later said those claims were lies and the two hugged it out. Not so lucky was her father, Michael, who planned (and failed) at an intervention for his daughter. Then, there's Michael and Dina's feuding, but really...who cares?!
2. Nicki Minaj vs. Mariah Carey
Clash of the divas: The new American Idol judges went at it in a leaked video, with Nicki (who claims she felt disrespected) dubbing Carey "boring as f--k" while crying, "Off with your head!" Mariah shot back, calling Minaj a "3-year-old." And with that, the live shows just got a lot more interesting.
1. Donald Trump vs. Everyone
Who isn't Trump feuding with these days? There's Cher, who boycotted Macy's because they support someone who will "LIE LIKE 'HIS RUG' TO GET SOME CHEAP PRESS!" Trump shot back: "I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work." There was President Barack Obama, on the business end of Trump's birther views. To which Obama quipped, "This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya." There was Rosie O'Donnell, the two of whom seemed to bury the hatchet earlier this year, before Trump dubbed her a "loser" again. And randomly...Kristen Stewart? Trump weighed in on her romantic life for whatever reason, saying, "She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again." So congratulations on a busy year, Trump?