Introduction
"I'm Shain Gandee. You why know they call me Gandee Candy? Because it's trick-or-treat all year round!"
Love Lessons
"It's awesome that the girls are out in the country now. I ain't even gotta drive into the city to get my flirts on!"
Town Pride
"Wolf Pen, West Virginia: One way in, one way out. Don't know your way around? Stay the f--k out!"
Off the Grid
"I don't have no phone. I don't have no Facebook. I don't have none of that Internet stuff. If I need to talk to my neighbors, all I gotta do is come out here on my porch. 'Hey, guess what, I need a loaf of bread! Bring it over here.'"
Giving Thanks
"Thanks for dinner! And I hope it tastes as good as y'all look!"
Romance
"I know Cara can be a handful, but damn! I want a handful of that!"
High School Royalty
"I was actually the prom king at my high school, and I wasn't even at the prom."
Keeping Friends Close
Joey: "Hey, Shain. I'm homeless."
Shain: "Sucks for you!"
Inventive Entertainment
"Can we use this dump truck as, like, a swimming pool?"
Jennifer Lawrence has had some pretty great quotes too. Check 'em out!