"The Sopranos"
"Let me tell ya something. Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to shrinks, and counselors, and go on Sally Jessy Raphael and talk about their problems. What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings that they wouldn't be able to shut him up! And then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul!"
"Pax Soprana"
Dr. Melfi: When's the last time you had a prostate exam?
Tony: Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
"The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti"
Christopher: Didn't Paulie tell you I ain't been feelin' good?
Tony: I wipe my ass with your feelings!
"Isabella"
"I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to s--t."
"Toodle F--king-Oo"
"There's an old Italian saying: You f--k up once, you lose two teeth."
"D-Girl"
"Well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce."
"The Knight in White Satin Armor"
"Those who want respect, give respect."
"The Ride"
"You know my feelings: Every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be a pair of socks?"
"Whoever Did This"
"If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them."
"Remember When"
"‘Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation."