Résumé Special Skills: Twerking
"I haven't really seen one bad comment about my twerk video. This is the first thing! All right, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever!" (to Ryan Seacrest)
Work Hard, Play Hard
"People more think of me as a party animal. Which, I am a self-proclaimed party animal, but I'm also the hardest working person you'll ever know." (to MTV)
Miley: 1, Haters: 0
"My whole thing is, haters are gonna hate, but haters are also going to click on your YouTube video just to watch it, so I don't really care. You helped me break the record. Even if you were watching just to hate on me, and now I hold the record, so I win." (to Good Morning America)
Miley's Guide to Economics 101
"The jeans are my favorite part of the entire line. Because, like, literally, this is going to good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but they don't have it available." (to Elle)
No T, Only A
"A star is someone who doesn't have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that's not just showing your tits. I don't want to be a glorified model. They just walk onstage and it's all about their clothes—or lack of clothes." (to Rolling Stone)
High Society
"I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana—people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don't care. I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed." (to Rolling Stone)
Don't Judge a Gucci Mane by Its Cover
"In my mind I'm Gucci Mane, but on paper I'm a pop artist." (to V magazine)
Résumé Special Skills: Frolicking
"[Our first kiss] was on the first day of filming [The Last Song]. We have this scene where we frolic in the water. So I frolic very well apparently, and after that I got to keep him." (on The Tonight Show)
Couture by M.Cyrus
"It was insane. All of a sudden I woke up one day and went to Macy's and saw myself on a T-shirt. I feel empowered when I see my face on a T-shirt." (to TV Guide)
Keep Calm and Twitter On
"I think that everyone should leave Twitter. I think Twitter should be banned from this universe." (to Chicago's B96)
Blond Ambition
"I almost feel like people think of me as dumb...I'm like, I'm smarter than you think. You know, I understand what you're trying to do. It's all a mind game and whatnot." (to Reuters)
What Not to Wear: Liam Hemsworth Edition
"I have a problem with people who wear board shorts when they're not going to the beach, and [Liam is] constantly in surf trunks. My best friend is gay, which doesn't help because he's always decked out really hot, and then I see my boyfriend, and I'm just like, 'I kinda want that one.' Even though you don't like me, I really like you." (on The Graham Norton Show)
Sex and the Cyrus
"I know everyone says Carrie, but I love Kim Cattrall, so I'll say Samantha. I want to be her because she's the hottest, she's funny and she has attitude." (to Teen Vogue)
Résumé Special Skills: Being Cool
"I'm pretty cool. I'm pretty much the coolest person ever." (on SiriusXM's The Morning Mash Up!)
The Final Verdict
"I think we're both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. [Liam is] very grateful for what he has, but he doesn't let it go to his head. I'm like that too." (to Teen Vogue)