James Gandolfini
Sopranos creator David Chase, seen here with the pudgy James G., doesn’t give a damn about his star’s weight. We agree. Sure, J.G.’s gained even more poundage on his already large bod, but the last scene of The Sopranos wouldn’t have been as great if Tony had ordered a salad instead of onion rings.
Russell Crowe
Where’d those Gladiator pecs go? Russ was once hot enough to sway Meg Ryan away from Dennis Quaid. Now? He can strike all the Superman poses he wants, he’s nowhere near being a man of steel.
Vince Vaughn
Vince’s career has catapulted since he’s allowed himself to fill his face with whatever junk food he wants, but we still mourn the loss of the svelte-looking V2 from his Swingers days. At least he’s got a sense of humor to go with that double chin.
Jon Favreau
Is it the Swingers curse? Vince’s costar Jon was lookin’ fit and toned there for a while—but then ballooned up when he hid himself away behind the camera to shoot Iron Man. He packed on some muscle shooting I Love You, Man, but the guy’s girth is still way wider than ever before.
Alec Baldwin
How come almost every dude on this list is more successful as a fat slob than as a heartthrob? Alec was def a star before his waist size blew up, but awards started falling down on him left and right once he added the extra padding.
Kevin Federline
Everybody’s wondering whether Britney Spears is pregnant again—but it’s K-Fed who looks like he’s eating for two. Maybe the growing dude should go back to being a backup dancer...would be some great exercise!
Val Kilmer
Did this dude seriously once fit into the Batsuit? We seriously can’t tell anymore. Val used to be skinny enough to play heroin-chic rocker Jim Morrison from The Doors—now he can barely fit through one. If he keeps this physique up, he'll be able to play Marlon Brando in his later days in a biopic.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Don’t get us wrong, Leo’s still totally do-able, but the typically skinny guy’s grown (and grown) into his bod as he gets older. Obviously DiCap doesn’t have a bit of trouble attracting models despite the absence of abs.
Jason Segel
Jase started out on the boob tube sorta lanky and morphed into one helluva paunchy movie star. Guess the more money you make, the more cheeseburgers you can buy? No matter, we still love this man!