Ian Somerhalder as Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
The former Lost castaway is pretty much brilliant as Damon Salvatore. "Boone who?"
Paul Wesley as Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
Not as snarky as his older bro, Stefan might just be cuter.
Like the Salvatore brothers? Don't miss our Vampire Diaries spoiler stills gallery.
Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Northman, True Blood
Did you think we forgot Eric? (He's pictured here with the almost-as-awesome Kristin Bauer as vampire lackey Pam.)
Evan Rachel Wood as Queen Sophie, True Blood
OK, we grant that she's superhot, but is it just us or is she also kind of...annoying?
Sam Witwer, Being Human
Sexy nurse Aidan pays for his sins by caring for the sick, so we should forgive him for killing his last date. Everyone slips once in a while, right?
James Marsters as Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel
Spike's probably in the running for snarkiest romantic hero in the history of television.
David Boreanaz as Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel
Did Buffy belong with Spike or Angel? The debate will rage on for a vampire's lifetime.
Julie Benz as Darla, Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel
Darla was the first vampire ever introduced in the history of the Buffyverse, and one of the most influential.
Juliet Landau as Drusilla, Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel
"Do you like daisies? Hmm? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies... Spike? I'm cold." Dru was crazy, but also fabulous.
Sophia Myles & Alex O'Loughlin as Mick & Beth, Moonlight
Too bad CBS canceled this vampire-detective series just before the vampire craze overtook popular culture entirely.
Jason Dohring as Josef Kostan, Moonlight
By day Mick (Alex O'Loughlin) and Josef were crimefighters, by night they were crimefighters with fangs!
Kyle Schmid as Henry Fitzroy, Blood Ties
Blood Ties' Henry is looking pretty good for a 480-year-old.
Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones as Blade, Blade: The Series
Sucking blood can get messy…no wonder they call him Sticky Fingaz.
Joanne Kelly as Bianca, The Dresden Files
After playing a vampiress on the short-lived series, the actress traded one supernatural world for another, and now plays secret agent Myka Bering on Warehouse 13.
Geraint Wyn Davies as Det. Nick Knight, Forever Knight
Don't invite this vampire detective into your home...the interrogation will turn into a transfusion.
Jonathan Frid as Barnabas Collins, Dark Shadows
At 594 episodes, we deem Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows "Most Epic Vampire." On second thought, maybe he should be "Most Creepy Vampire" instead.
And where is Edward Cullen, you ask? He's a movie vampire, not a TV vampire, silly, but we do have many awesome photos to serve your Twi-lust needs in our New Moon Rising gallery.