Lip Smacking
If we had lips like that, we'd lick them, too.
Gamtastic
No dress could hold a leg like that.
Parking-Lot Pretty
Car parks can be sad, oil-stained places. She makes them better.
Mysterious
What's she thinking? Where's she going? Why is she dressed like that? She is unknowable!
Psychedelic
Staring too long at Megan Fox can cause you to see crazy designs on places where your eyes linger.
Sweet Arm Candy
She is smart and savvy on her own, but also strong enough to make you look like a dashing dude.
Statuesque
Four out of five award winners would trade their trophy for the opportunity to talk to her even for just a few minutes.
Pink
Doesn't have to mean Barbie, you know?
LiLo Light
Yes, she nails the Lohan look here, but she does it without all the drama. That's impressive.
Uplifting
When you feel down, she raises spirits.
Your Prom Queen
It's a blind date: You walk up to the door with the corsage in the plastic container. Your hand shakes as you ring the bell. Then the door opens, and there she is...
Elvis
Adam Lambert? Hardly. If Elvis came back, he would be Megan Fox.
Undressed to Impress
She topped FHM's list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World last year. OK, history lesson over. Resume staring.
Hexing
As far as we're concerned, this should be the entire marketing campaign for her upcoming film, Jonah Hex.
Has Baggage
Who doesn't? But she has the good taste to encase it in this darling satchel.
Golden Idol
It is said that in some remote islands (and untold teenage bedrooms), this woman is worshipped as a goddess.
Killer Instincts
She told GQ: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands." Might not be such a bad way to go.
Ode on a Grecian Pillowcase
As if accepting a dare, this sly Fox drops her sexy self into a shapeless sack—only to watch as her loveliness escapes into the night.
Ghetto Fabulous
It's a stretch to say she's throwing down gang signs in the airport, but if there's anybody who could bring peace to warring parties, it's her.
Fallen for Her
Look at them: She makes her Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen promotion look like a sexy story all its own.
The Girl Next Door
She can even look just like the neighbor you grew up with. Only better.
Think Pink
She bends our expectations to her will. Here she seems to say, Lingerie should get out more and mingle.
Just a Regular Woman
Think sexpots don't need to run errands and pick up a few things at the Rite-Aid or wherever? They do. And that just makes them sexier.
Hot
She just is.