Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis
Depp has never fit the traditional Hollywood mold, and that’s why we love him. He took all our movie money like a bandit, fled to France and picked up a local gal. It’s like telling the Americans au revoir right in their faces.
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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
Brad got together with this über-sexy beast while he was still hitched to America’s Sweetheart Jen Aniston. Daring move, considering how beloved a couple Jen and Brad were at the time. Brangelina still do whatever the ef they want—including starring in a totally insensitive photo shoot playing man and wife, yakking about their sex life and never ceasing to tack on more too-cute kiddies to their brood, meanwhile taking the unconventional route and not marrying.
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson
This on/off twosome is totally rebellious! We’re still highly dubious of LiLo’s lesbian tendencies—she's prolly uncertain of her sexuality herself. But what bigger risk can a gal take than publicly shacking up with another gal in H’wood? Definitely a less predictable move than her patented clubbing behavior.
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart
The entity known as Robsten is about as rebellious as they come. Daring to be together despite a studio desperately trying to keep them apart, they’re the most talked about and least talkative relaysh in H’wood.
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Jerry Ferrara & Jamie-Lynn Sigler
We never thought a schlubby guy like Jerry would ever score a hottie like Jamie-Lynn. But love is blind, and J and J’s on-and-offscreen relaysh is a match made in HBO heaven. Way to defy those societal expectations, Turtle!
Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
Jon is a soon-to-be-divorced daddy of eight, and Hailey can’t even legally rent a car. Still, this duo is totally not shy (to a superirritating fault) about professing their love for each other in the media. Even when other girls are doing exactly the same thing for the same superdud of a dude.
Madonna & Jesus Luz
The 51-year-old pop queen has proudly flaunted her 23-year old unknown boy-toy all around the world on her tour. Only thing these two have in common is their similarly religious-minded monikers, but they make it work. Leave it to Madge to continue doing something totally shocking with her bony self, calling Jesus the “love of [her] life.”
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
When they got together, he was the biggest movie star in all the land and she was some girl from Dawson's Creek. Since getting hitched and spawning power baby Suri, he's been taken down a notch on the H'wood totem pole and she's been pushed up one. This unlikely duo's still going strong, though we're still wondering what the hell they have in common besides their bangs.
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