Adrian Grenier
"LA don't [heart] U." Ouch! The Entourage star might as well hang a "Keep Out!" sign on LAX.
Jon Gosselin
"I'm the love of my life." For Kate and Hailey, this shirt by Jenny B Clothing that the octodad has picked up at Talent Resource's Sky Suite at Sundance should explain a lot.
Ashley Greene
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." With all those hot magazine covers and naked SoBe ads, this one's easier said than done.
Katy Perry
"Be afraid." Russell Brand's fiancée is so cute, it's hard to take this top seriously.
Kellan Lutz
"Are you checking Mii out?" Um, yes.
Jennifer Connelly, Kai & Stellan
"Mama ain't raisin' no fool." The star's youngest son tells it like it is.
Joey Fatone
"Has Been." Apparently, the former 'N Syncer is a glass-is-half-empty kind of guy.
Paris Hilton
"Paris Hilton." This top defeats the purpose of those "I'm incognito" shades, no?
Lindsay Lohan
"Have a Coke and a smile." Is it us, or does everything about this photo feel like a time warp?
Matt Damon
"F." Someone's obviously grading on a really tough curve.
Tara Reid
"Milkfed." We're glad to see that's what she's drinking with her American Pie (and that ring), instead of something else.
Audrina Patridge
"Know Your Girls" most likely does not refer to the Sorority Row starlet's frenemies on The Hills.
Pete Wentz
"Without you I'm just me" is a sweet gesture when the Fall Out Boy rocker's out with wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and baby Bronx, but it's a bit odd that he has the shirt in a minimum of three different colors.
Jon Gosselin
"Lies Lies Lies Lies." This shirt falls under the category of things that make you go hmmm...
Peter Facinelli
"Killers." Think he's referring to his vampire self (and the rest of his Cullen crew) or those wolves he's hangin' out with?
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