Scott Disick
Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy knows how to party like it's 1999, and he's got the dapper duds to prove it. Plagued by rumors of alcohol abuse and infidelity, the effete dandy may be headed for rehab—but for now he can rest comfortably among his fellow douches in this gallery.
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David Boreanaz
He married pretty Playmate Jaime Bergman, kinda already indicating he's no Angel. But then he boneheadedly cheats on his hot wife of eight years—and only came clean because the other woman threatened to go public. Around these parts, that makes you a douche.
Jesse James
At the end of her Golden Globes acceptance speech, Jesse's wife, Sandra Bullock, tearfully thanked him for always having her back. Boy did he prove her wrong. Cheating is bad enough, James, but to publicly humiliate your A-list wife with a harem of tackiness, including a Nazi-fancying tattoo model? Trashy! And mondo douchey.
Tiger Woods
There's some debate whether Tiger qualifies as douche or an asshole. After allegedly cheating on his wife with approximately nine women, reportedly not wearing a condom and supposedly paying for one girlfriend's lipo procedure, we say why not both?
Get the lowdown on Tiger's less than honorable behavior here!
Jon Gosselin
By no means is J.Goss the original douche, but he certainly seems to be the leader of the d-bag revival going on right now. Ever since trading in his family for Ed Hardy, he's been on a nonstop train to Poor Decision Town, Population: The Rest of the Guys in this Gallery.
Chris Brown
He beat up Rihanna and there hasn't been a sincere apology yet. He pouted in court, announced he's not a monster, wore a bow tie on Larry King Live and cleaned up trash on the side of the road, but it never seems like he's taking it seriously. And now he's trying to one-up Rihanna every move she makes.
Balthazar Getty
Balty may have been legally separated from his wife, but that's still no excuse to flaunt one's frolicking with a topless Sienna Miller.
Jude Law
Hey, Jude is all about taking a sad song and making it bitter. As if diddling the nanny wasn't bad enough, he then knocked up a wannabe starlet but has yet to visit his new kid.
Jeremy Piven
The Piv took his fairly amusing mercury poisoning via sushi story and refused to let it go or allow anyone to have fun with it. Then nearly a year later, he gave Letterman some big, long explanation that no one wanted. Also, he blames his man boobs on soy milk and nails it down 2 a.m., Vegas-style, with these guys.
John Mayer
He kisses and tells, breaks hearts, can't shut his trap and even sings about being called a douche bag. 'Nuff said.
Kanye West
Kanye is like the troubled kid brother we adored despite his flaws—until he stole the car and ran over our puppy.
Mel Gibson
Hypocrite, bigot, anti-Semite, racist, monster—call him what you want. To us, Mel's just a douche.
Levi Johnston
His claim to fame is knocking up the teenage daugther of GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, a story that should have ended last year along with the 2008 election. But he won’t give up the spotlight, not while he’s got crap to talk about the Palin family or a penis to show or not show.
Doug Reinhardt
How has this Hills reality guy managed to extend his five minutes of fame? By dating up, natch. There was that quickie relationship with Amanda Bynes and now he's coupled up with Paris Hilton. Real classy.
The Lohan Family
Yes, we know douches are normally thought of as men, but if we're gonna point the finger at Michael, then we gotta include fame-hungry Dina and her daughters, Firecrotch and Christmas Magic.