The American
George Clooney plays a badass assassin hiding out in Italy waiting for his last hit. But could a woman and a priest change his plans? And doesn't Clooney know—your last hit never goes as planned.
Sept. 1
Machete
Director Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) is at it again with this gun-slingin', blood-gushin', heck of a good time. Danny Trejo plays a man after revenge, and lots of it. Also starring? Jessica Alba and none other than Lindsday Lohan.
Sept. 3
I'm Still Here
This is that weird "documentary" or whatever about Joaquin Phoenix's quest to become a rapper. We can only hope that after the movie comes out, the whole ordeal will actually make sense.
Sept. 10
Easy A
A high schooler uses lies about her sexual conquests to climb the social ladder as hot, young Hollywood basically adapts The Scarlett Letter. Starring (to name a few) Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Cam Gigandet, and Amanda Bynes. Hey, didn't she retire? Or maybe not.
Sept. 17
The Town
Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm in a movie together? Not sure we'll be able to handle all that hotness on one screen. Affleck directs, and plays a bank robber gone good, while Hamm is the FBI agent who is out to get him.
Sept. 17
Devil
Six strangers get trapped in an elevator. Sounds kinda boring, right? Wrong! One of them is actually the Devil! Could this be an M. Night Shyamalan movie (his idea, he produced) that doesn't suck? Let's hope so.
Sept. 17
Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps
A sequel 20 years in the making. After a two decades in the slammer, Gordon "Greed is Good" Gekko (Michael Douglas) is out and trying to make amends. While he's at it, he takes a young trader (Shia LeBeouf) under his wing. Aww. Also starring Shia's gf Carey Mulligan. Double-awww.
Sept. 24
Buried
Ryan Reynolds plays a man that's buried alive! AAHH! Wait, how can this concept seem so boring and so terrifying at the same time? Guess we'll have to check it out.
Sept. 24
It's Kind of a Funny Story
Hangover slacker Zach Galifianakis takes a serious turn as a mental patient who shows a newly admitted teenager the ropes at their ward.
Sept. 24
The Social Network
The story of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg finally hits the big screen! Can't believe they waited a whole seven years to make a movie about it. Jesse Eisenberg portrays the role of Zuckerburg while Justin Timberlake takes on Napster founder Sean Parker. We don't know about you guys, but we're just as happy with the YouTube and Twitter parodies.
Oct. 1
Jackass 3D
Third time's a charm for the Jackass boys. But this time all their gross-out antics will be in 3-D! Joy!
Oct. 15
Conviction
Hilary Swank plays a working class mom who puts herself through law school to defend her wrongly accused brother (Sam Rockwell). Do we smell a third Oscar?
Oct. 15
RED
Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, and Helen Mirren, star in this comic book adaptation about CIA agents who come out of retirement to kick some ass. "Helen Mirren" and "kick" and "ass" in the same sentence? Sounds good to us!
Oct. 15
Saw 3D
In what will be the last installment of the Saw franchinse (thank the Lord!), a bunch of people will die in some gruesome, though clever, traps. Big surprise. Oh, but this time—in 3-D!
Oct. 22
The Company Men
Layoffs suck! Just ask Ben Affleck, Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones in this drama about life after losing their jobs. This flick is sure to remind us what's most important in life. No, not money! Family! Duh.
Oct. 22
Paranormal Acvitivity 2
Look what's giving little ol' Saw 3D a run for it's money! (Literally). This film's predecessor grossed almost $200 million on a $15,000 budget. Even if it's half as scary and half as profitable, it'll be a hit.
Oct. 29
Megamind
Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, and Brad Pitt in an animated superhero movie?! We are so there! Ferrell and Pitt play life-long rivals and Fey is the "damsel in distress." Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Jonah Hill loans a supporting role. Can't wait!
Nov. 5
Due Date
Two dudes on a road trip is always funny. But when those two guys are Robert Downey, Jr. and Zach Galifianakis? Seems too good to be true. RDJ plays a father-to-be trying to make it to the birth of first child and Zach plays his ride. Let the hilarity ensue!
Nov. 5
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