10. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
The Jersey Shore guidette continued to help give the Garden State a bad name when she was hauled in with smeared makeup after taking a digger on the sand following a little afternoon beach party. At first glance, we almost confused her pic with this one.
9. Evi & Randy Quaid
No strangers to mug shots, this couple kept the crazy coming and, once again, found themselves striking a pose for police. Sure, their facial expressions might convey very different states of mind, but don't let that fool you!
8. Vince Neil
For the Mötley Crüe singer, being booked for suspicion of DUI may not create feelings of home sweet home, but it is a familiar experience nonetheless. Probably explains the "been there, done that" look.
7. Alexis Neiers
To say the Pretty Wild star lived up to her show's name would be an understatement. And no, we're not referring to her heroin bust, but rather the awesome dazed and confused stare that she managed to conjure up for the camera. Oh, and sporting a shirt that reads "Free Bird" is a nice added touch.
6. Mark Boone Junior
The mug shot accompanying the Sons of Anarchy star's arrest on suspicion of assaulting an officer and resising arrest definitely belongs on this list. If, for no other reason, than to serve as a reminder that he could totally kick our asses if he wanted to.
5. Lindsay Lohan
Tying the troubled actress for fifth place is, yep, LiLo herself. The experience in July must have been so nice, she thought returning for an encore in September was in order. That, or maybe she just wasn't satisfied with how that first shot turned out and saw room for improvement.
4. Paris Hilton
The socialite's smirk says it all, doesn't it? Sure enough, this subtle display of cockiness confidence proved to be prophetic as Hilton managed to avoid any jail time despite pleading guilty to a couple of drug-related misdemeanors. Of course, when it comes to effectively mugging through your mug shot, P's got nothing on...
3. Bryan Masche
This guy! The Raising Sextuplets dad served up this cheesy grin while in custody for resisting arrest after alledgely going off on his wife and father-in-law. Although, we'd probably be happy too if the possibility of a little time behind bars also meant some peace and quiet.
2. Gary Coleman
The Diff'rent Strokes sensation was briefly jailed in Utah earlier this year after police responded to a civil disturbance at his home. However, local authorities later clarified that the actual arrest was related to an outstanding warrant stemming from the actor's failure to appear in court on a previous case. Sadly, the former child star passed away just four months later.
1. Chace Crawford
The tousled hair. The sexy scruff. The steely gaze. After getting popped for pot possession, the Gossip Girl guy proved that sometimes it's actually possible to do it right. Even when you've done wrong.