Rachel Berry (Lea Michele)
"When I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding."
Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith)
"What's that saying? The show's gotta go all over the place, or something."
Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley)
"Oh, hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland."
Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch)
"I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests. I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom."
Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)
"I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now. It's Brittany...bitch."
Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays)
"God didn't let you touch Rachel's boobs. Rachel did."
Coach Beiste (Dot Marie Jones)
"Do not get up in The Panther's business, lady. You're all coffee and no omelette."
Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer)
"Trust me on this. I've been planning weddings since I was two. My Power Rangers have gotten married and divorced in so many combinations it's like they're Fleetwood Mac."
Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron)
"The first time I cheated, I got pregnant. The second time I did it, I got mono. I think the universe is trying to tell me something."
Mike Chang (Harry Shum Jr.)
"I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of...panda hair."
Artie Abrams (Kevin McHale)
"I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook."

