Dance Macabre
Vampires make the best prom dates—except when they won't yield to mortal desires for a monster mash.
Night Rider
Unlike folk-tale vamps, the totally real Cullens can cruise during the daytime. They never, ever sleep—at the wheel or otherwise. Go back to your truck, Bella—we called shotgun.
Meet the Folks
Carlisle and Esme Cullen, the generous-hearted (figuratively, obvs) doctor and his wife, are the adoptive vamparents of the oldest high schoolers in the Pacific Northwest.
OMFG!
It finally happening! Now that Twilight is dominating the box office, will we be able to stop watching endless loops of movie trailers at our desks and drooling over photos and magazine covers?
Jasper & Alice, Emmett & Rosalie...and Edward Cullen
Vampirism causes loneliness and eating disorders in teenage boys—haven't you seen the After-School Special?
The Baseball Game
Will this vampire ever score? We'd settle for at least getting to first base.
Dashing Through the Woods
Teens with superpowers obvs have a different interpretation of tree hugging than ordinary environmentalists.
Bella & Charlie Swan, Billy & Jacob Black
One word: hater.
Edward Saves Bella
Is that a dent in the truck or are you just happy to see me?
James & Edward Showdown
Vampires can see their own reflections—and some of them are "impossibly beautiful."
Bella Falls for Edward
And we've fallen in love with Twilight. Have you seen the movie yet? What's your review? Will you see it again?
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