Jellyfish Fashion?
Is it us or does the bottom of Carrie Underwood's Ralph & Russo Couture make her look like a giant jellyfish? Don't get us wrong, we love everything about this gown, but if we saw that long, spindly skirt floating in the ocean, we'd swim the other way.
Christmas in November
Taylor Swift may look flawless, as usual, in this deep red Elie Saab design but we can't help but feel like she grabbed the Christmas tree lighting ceremony gown instead of the CMAs couture.
Roar!
Sheryl Crow looks like a lion. We're sorry, but it's a fact. Between that mane-style hair situation and the gold necklace on her Ralph Lauren gown, she could step right on stage at The Lion King on Broadway and nobody would bat an eye.
Blue Period
So long as this doesn't mean Miranda Lambert is secretly sad, we hope she wears this sky shade every time she steps out on the red carpet. Yes, it is the exact same shade as a blueberry smelly marker, but in this hot, Roberto Cavalli design, we don't care.
Photo Bomb?
Did Hillary Scott and her sharply-dressed Lady Antebellum date get photobombed by some plaid-clad dude from Mumford & Sons? We know that's the third member of their trio, the one who didn't get the memo about going black tie...
Greek To Her
Apparently Faith Hill thought the CMA awards were taking place in Greece this year. This toga-inspired Lanvin dress makes her look more like a goddess gone wild, (see the right side boob shot) than a country star gone glam.
Bed Sheet Beauty
Did Lucy Hale get a late invite to the awards? If this blush style is any indication, she found out two seconds before the limo arrived, grabbed the 1,000 thread count sheet off her bed and threw a necklace on to hold it in place.
Disney Villain?
Is it us or does Kellie Pickler look like an animated anti-hero in this angular Georges Chakra gown. No, those ta-ta's would never make it past the kid's content police, but the swopping fabric and all-black palette remind us of a cross between Ursula and Cruella de Vil.
Metallic Makeover
Looks like a little birdie told Colbie Caillat that her ripped jeans and floral sundresses wouldn't quite cut it for the country crowd. We're impressed with the transition from hippie to haute, but the fashion fairy godmother forgot to school her in southern-style big hair.
Half-Dressed
Word to the wise, Jana Kramer: if you're in the mood to slip on a cozy, black sweater, stay home. The top of this Theia gown is far more fit for a night in front of Netflix than country's big night out.
Curtain Couture
Kacey Musgraves is wearing an absolutely stunning set of dining room sheers! They have that sort of vintage-meets-modern look that would go incredible well with our mom's antique table and buffet.