Moulin Rouge
It all started with an engagement ring...and a goth fringe gown with coordinating circus master's suit? Ashlee and Evan proved they love drama very early on with these half-vampires, half-French entertainer ensembles.
Baggy Matchy Matchy
These aren't exactly the colors we think of when envisioning an engagement-moon to Hawaii, but Evan and Ashlee love their all-black ensembles, and their baggy pants, and their giant t-shirts. Maybe they were shooting a rap video over there?
Pocahontas and a Yeti
...or does Diana Ross' wild-styled son look more like a Game of Thrones character and Jessica Simpson's little sis a super glam flapper? Either way neither of them look like a California-based couple circa 2014.
Formal Errand Run
Doesn't everyone wear the world's skinniest skinny jeans to go buy their baguettes? Also, is it us or does it look like Evan is wearing Ashlee's lady blazer and Ashlee is wearing Evan's moto jacket?
Hat Trick
If only they had a little one to complete the three-pete of the black bowler hats. I'm sure they could also find matching black pants and red shoes for a little girl or black pants and a mini black, velvet jacket for a little guy.
Johnny Depp +1
We're not sure what pirate ship Evan is off to terrorize or if this is going to be a full-on Bonnie and Clyde job. If so, Ashlee might want to think about better getaway shoes and a skirt that gives a tad more than leather.
Pajamas in the Park
At least the soon-to-be husband and wife finally look comfortable! Though, in exchange for tight jeans and heels we get a frumpy dress and sleep pants.
Just Plain Weird
Evan's patch work Pinocchio shirt worn with yet another pair of pirate pants is strange enough to ruin this entire set even though Ashlee finally looks slightly normal in a black cropped-top combo. Word to the wise Ash, when you're married his image is your image!