Ryan Lochte
Sure, he might say some interesting things like 7x7 is 21 and all women are "evil," but words aren't what's important right now. No, Ryan, showing us more pecs is what we care about.
Jordan Burroughs
This New Jersey native is a World Cup winner in freestyle wrestling. Now, let's fill in this blank: I'd like Jordan Burroughs to freestyle wrestle ____ for ____!
Peter Vanderkaay
This four-time Olympic gold medalist competes in middle-distance freestyle events and also in the competition for most colorful mankini bottoms.
Tyson Gay
Tyson is an American track and field sprinter who also holds the record for fastest time to make us drool.
Ashley McKenzie
This Brit is part of the Judo Olympic Team and is considered a former bad boy—and we know that everyone loves a bad boy!
Trey Hardee
Oh, sorry, we just saw this photo of the U.S. Olympic track and field athlete and blacked out for a sec. Carry on.
Cullen Jones
The 28 year old is competing in the 2012 Olympics in the freestyle swimming events. All we can say is...We like the fit of those man shorts, Cullen, we like them very much!
Alexandre Despatie
This Canadian diver got his start at an early age—when he was just 5 years old and would practice in his backyard pool!
David Oliver
When it comes to U.S. Olympic hurdling, David is your man. He's also your man if you like to stare at beautiful, muscly things.
LeBron James
If you don't know who LeBron James is then you clearly don't follow basketball, or have friends, or talk to anyone ever. The Miami Heat player is also repping the U.S. in the 2012 Olympics.
Clemente Russo
This Italian stallion is repping his country in the Boxing Championships—anyone want a few minutes alone with this guy in a ring?!
Camille Lacourt
Would you ever go for a French backstroke swimmer? If he looked like this? Hell, we don't care what he does so long as the shirt stays off.
Tom Daley
Behold! 18 year old British diver Tom Daley during the Men's 10m platform final. And you aren't even reading this because you're distracted by the abs, aren't you?
Nathan Adrian
This Olympic gold medalist holds the American record in the 50 and 100-yard freestyle events. (And also the gold for cutest smile ever?!)
Michael Phelps
Phelps holds the record for most Olympic gold medals so, essentially, you're looking at a winner—in more ways than one.