The Bitch Slap
For when someone mouths off and you need to put them firmly back in their place.
The Primp & Prime
For when you're worried, but you still need to look good.
The Glare & Frown
For when the wrong person almost sees your lady bits or when you're just extremely annoyed in general.
The Fume & Walk Away
For when you're absolutely livid and you can no longer tolerate stupid people and their stupid behavior.
The Stoic Stare
For when you learn shocking news, but you don't want to seem weak.
The Scowl & Eye Roll
For when something (or someone) disgusts and irritates you at the same time.
The Chug
For when you're over it and you need to be drunk.
The Oh-No-She-Didn't
For when another woman disrespects you, but you're controlling your urge to retaliate.
The Sniff & Snarl
For when someone dares to bring an offensive smell to your sophisticated nostrils.
The Head Shake & Eye Roll
For when you're surrounded by idiots and you don't care if they know it.
The Appalled Gasp
For when you see yourself on the cover of a tabloid in your lingerie.
The Bambi Eyes
For when someone insults you after you were actually trying to be nice for once.
The Shocked Eye Roll
For every time you receive an infuriating and unwelcome surprise.
The Basic Eye Roll
For all your basic eye rolling needs.
The Deep Breath
For when you need to say a prayer and calm your nerves before a stressful situation.
The Glower & Eye Roll
For when your employee is incompetent and you want them to feel your wrath.
The Oh-Please
For when someone says something utterly ridiculous and you can't believe what you're hearing.
The Zip the Lip
For when someone is seriously angry with you, but you decide it's probably best not to respond.
The Moody Eye Roll
For when you're tired, grumpy and literally can't even.
The Shred & Exit
For when you hate your home décor and you want to be dramatic.
The Dagger Eyes
For when you want people to truly fear you.
The Devious Toast
For when your evil plan succeeds without a hitch.
The Sip & Slump
For when you've had a long, hard day and all you need to feel better is a taste of the strong stuff.
The Bitch Slap #2
For when you're really angry and you still need to put someone firmly in their place.